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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    Why would you do this to us? Why do you hate us?
  2. Funk Doctor Spock
    We're putting up 40 on these rednecks. I firmly believe this. People forget that that 2021 team was Sark's first year and we had no talent. We have 11 players from that team, and our defense is going to go ape shit on them. No mercy. A healthy Quinn will put up 300+ with 4-5 TD's. Bond and Golden will feast. Wingo will have a coming out party. We will break their will to live, and that's a good thing. They will want no part of Sark's teams going forward. They are in massive trouble. Ant Hill, Colin Simmons, Ethan Burke, Money Muhammed, Barron will absolutely make their lives miserable. Full stop.
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    Anyone who thinks Ffrench is going to Florida needs a lobotomy. That kid is coming to Texas, and if worst case scenario. It's Miami, which I doubt. Cristobal is loser as a coach.
  4. Funk Doctor Spock
    Good lord, no. All UT ladies are ladies, and all Arkansas women are fat.
  5. Funk Doctor Spock
    Other than Texas would take SMU to the woodshed by no less than what we did to Florida, sure.
  6. Funk Doctor Spock
    How the hell are they gonna be able to afford his buyout? They won't be able to give kids NIL for the next 8 years, which makes me happy.
  7. Funk Doctor Spock
    I'm crying because I'm so happy we have a coach who gets it. A coach that can get us there. A coach that won't stop at just making the CFP. He's hungry. He'll lift that trophy this year or with Arch (3x), and then Owens, Lacey, and Bell. And hopefully that kid Brady Edmunds when he commits.
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    Sucks about Vasek. What happened to him? Was hoping to see him sub in and ruin Green's season, but I guess we'll have to rely on those scrubs Ant Hill, Colin Simmons, Ethan Burke, and Trey Moore. Damn.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    All I want to say is I'm fucking happy to have baby Rhino back. Seeing him put up 100 against the team he was once commited to had to be satisfying. Let's hope we see more of him against Arky's defense. The only player worth a shit they have is Landon Jackson, who will/should be contained. The rest of the defense is worse than agent orange.
  10. Funk Doctor Spock
    If Jackson Pollack wrote instead of just slinging paint on canvas, this would be it.
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    JQJ will be limping into this game. Their other RB (the 250 lbs monster) will probably get most of the carries. They'll be run-oriented since Green isn't really accurate and he's prone to turnovers. Their best WR is Andrew Armstrong, the rest are meh and drop balls. Their backup TE Haaz is decent. Their defense is an abortion. We should quite honestly have absolutely zero issue with this team. Their RZ offense is something like 110th in the country. They're so bad.
  12. Funk Doctor Spock
    Apparently his dad grew up in Austin and like Sam Ehlinger has a picture of himself in Longhorns helmet and jersey as a kid. They moved to Colorado when he was a frosh, I believe, and then to Cali as a junior. Grew up a Longhorns fan big time. Says Texas is his #1 school. I may his moving time line mixed up, but he's a huge, huge, huge Texas fan. Everyone else is far in second place. Forgot to mention he's been on campus 4 times
  13. Funk Doctor Spock
    Hook Em, Gaceson. Hope you have as good of a time as I had on the 40. Fuck you, Clemson and Meatchicken
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    We don't lose in these sons a bitches. Piggy in for a long, long, long afternoon.
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    I mean, aren't all Arkansas ladies "pigs"?
  16. Funk Doctor Spock
    I must had a brain aneurysm lol
  17. Funk Doctor Spock
    Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
  18. Funk Doctor Spock
    True. It's all subjective, anyway. I just feel Arch has the upper hand with Hand, whereas Lagway has to unfortunately work with Napier.
  19. Funk Doctor Spock
    No. I took mushrooms again and tried my best. It didn't work out. Lol
  20. Funk Doctor Spock
    Nah. He's much better. You've seen both play, right? I'm sure Lagway will be a stud, but Arch is just different.
  21. Funk Doctor Spock
    That...makes no sense. He can still see the field here just like Wingo did. Plus we have Arch who is superior to Lagway (no offense to the kid, as I've heard nothing but good things), but let's be real here. He can get developed by an actual WR coach, while also being in a system that is hugely WR friendly. Miami sucks and will move back down to their 6 win season, and UF back to 4-5. Let's not forget we have KJ Lacey who looks like a baller, and Dia Bell. Trey Owens will light your ass up, too.
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    He already mentioned in his prees conference that they hare Texaa more than they love themselves. I'm pretty sure he gets it now and will give them no mercy. He also gets aggy,too the man has learned from his mistakes. We're 8-1 and fixing to be 9-1. He understands he has to go on a murder spread in Fayettnam. He's not stupid. We didn't get to 8-1 by sheer luck. We are blowing out teams and have the #1 defense. We're fine. We're winning. This isn't 2021 where he didn't understand how much they despise us. He gets it. Fucking relax. Plus it's a day game so the crowd won't be drunk as fuck and as rowdy
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    Hell yeah. Seeing how we use the TE should put us in the drivers seat, imo.
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  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    Because Norvell thinks the portal is like NFL free agency, and everyone thinks they can fix the issues. The fact that he relied so heavily on the portal just goes to show how dumb they can be, while they're making millions of dollars. It's quite interesting to watch.

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