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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    Why are y'all bringing up old shit when we're about to skull drag when we're about to drag their deceased bodies across the field?
  2. Funk Doctor Spock
    People still argue over the throws against Washington, what do you expect?
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    Which is crazy since Moore is as dependable as you can get. It's unfortunate that he dropped those 2 passes.
  4. Funk Doctor Spock
    Makes me sad the season is almost over. It feels like only yesterday we were bitching at one another over where we should be ranked.
  5. Funk Doctor Spock
    It really is mind blowing they would pull the trigger like that before entering the SEC to see how he would fare. Good thing they're morons.
  6. Funk Doctor Spock
    Poor attitude, not asking what he can do to get back into the rotation, what he can work on, stay late for meetings, arrive early to practice like DeAndre Moore, Ryan Wingo, Silas Bolden, Matthew Golden, arrive early for meetings, talk to Sark and Jackson. You know, the little stuff that goes a long way. Work out with Quinn and Arch to get a grasp on their throws. Sounds like he expected to be in the starting rotation without actually putting in the work, and when he didn't get his way he started to become a cancer, so Sark cut him loose. All speculation, but it seems like that would be it.
  7. Funk Doctor Spock
    I can't tell you how happy I am that they gave this fraud a 6 year extension after one 10-win season. Oklahoma aggys. I love it. Keep Brent Venebals around forever.
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    I've heard Norvell is a nice guy, but he needs to keep his job so we can keep poaching his recruits.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    Man, I hope so. But he's a safety who wants to play corner. We have two 5 star safeties already, so I doubt they're even interested. Now Aiden Anding is another story. He's a pure corner. Hopefully with LSU collapsing we can get him in the fold. It would be nice if we could add Harlem Berry r, but I doubt we take 3 RB's.
  10. Funk Doctor Spock
    In all fairness, James Madison is actually pretty decent. The rest? Oof.
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    A lot of smoke and mirrors. They get the ball to their players in space. Yeah, no shit, dumbasses. How do you think the ball moves forward? And how exactly is your offense going to work with no RB, a QB who can't throw, a secondary of human feces, an above average DL? Oh, right, Pyle Field!!!! It will make all the difference because none of our players have ever played in a hostile environment before. How genius! They're gonna score 27 points with no offense, while we score 40+ on their shitty defense. But moral victory says Pyle made it harder for us to beat them into unconsciousness.
  12. Funk Doctor Spock
    Regardless, I'd give them each 5 seconds to equal all 10 of what I've got.
  13. Funk Doctor Spock
    Cook is a bitch for quitting on his team in the middle of a CFP run, and then being a petty fuck face posting pics of himself in cosplay
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    I hate to answer this because he was my best friend, but sinxe this site is for degenerates....yes. They're huge.
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    Roll Call is much, much better and funnier.
  16. Funk Doctor Spock
    SEC shorts is always unfunny.
  17. Funk Doctor Spock
    Here's the thing, tho. They were ranked when we played them. What happens afterwards is meaningless. We still beat two ranked teams when they were ranked. Same with Vandy. It's not our fault they ended up sucking. We didn't make the rankings.
  18. Funk Doctor Spock
    Get a VPN for $10 a month. All the porn you can masturbate to.
  19. Funk Doctor Spock
    Dude, I'm currently in the middle of setting up funeral arrangements for my best friend who passed. I'll get to it after, I assure you.
  20. Funk Doctor Spock
    Third and fourth picture with the brunette, she's the clear winner. I'd give her all 10 seconds of me.
  21. Funk Doctor Spock
    Well Stewart can actually catch the ball
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    Fify
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    Good luck with blocking. They're gonna love how well he jogs on plays and drops easy passes. Ags, meet your new and improved Johntay Concrete Hands Cook.
  24. Funk Doctor Spock
    How does this man not have a secret supply from Looch sending UPS packages weekly?
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