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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Yeah, the whole "Not taking classes/going to classes" doesn't really add up to me. He's a very smart kid intellectually, so that's kind of strange.
  2. Where can a man, uh, get the drug Mahomes. Asking for a friend
  3. This is who Quinn wants to mimic, but this is how it comes out
  4. Oh god, you're 100% correct about his face. I was just saying that yesterday even he came out after others to question why Sark is being stubborn and holding himself back by not using Arch. It's not like Arch can burn his RS. It's like he has 1 package per game (if he even decides to use it). We saw what he could do against aggy, and I have no doubt he could have done the same against UGA at the very minimum instead of relying on a kicker who can't get out of his own way.
  5. You're not wrong, but I guess I meant to say he's the latest in a long line of people scratching their heads. Not Surly posters, people in the media.
  6. This thread kind of makes me rage. We could have won agaonst Georgia had Sark put in Arch. How do I know this? I'm Miss Cleo
  7. Serious question - I don't watch Sark's presses because all pressers bore me. Has any of the media whipped out their clits and asked him specifically why he doesn't use Arch? Because now Finebaum is like wtf is this guy doing not using a mobile qb who can score?
  8. People in the beginning of the thread were wetting their panties over Clemson being some team that will give us problems. I said they were average. Some people wanted to argue Klubnik is some kind of threat (yes, he can run the ball, but he needs to prepare to get the shit knocked out of him) and their defense is good enough to keep us in check (they're not). I'm not saying we're putting up 35 on the dudes, but we're winning by 2+ TD's. Anyway, I don't want to go all the way back through this cesspool and find the people who were lamenting and getting up in arms over a Clemson team who barely got into the playoffs, but if you want to read every comment, have it, chief.
  9. No, but I bet they extend the date and haven't released it yet, or I haven't seen it.
  10. It all goes together. We have just enough offense to actually score enough points and let our defense do work. Mack was also Dabo before Dabo, but then he went down the rabbit hole of shitty coaches and couldn't learn to swim. Dabo is too far in to ever have the players to compete with Texas, even if Quinn hinders us. If we score 20, we're fine. Albeit, it might be closer than we want it (which honestly, I doubt. We'll score more than 20), but we're making the semis. That's when we need to buckle up. Clemson and ASU are warm-up games before it gets real.
  11. We have 19-20 INT'S which more than our opponents have TD's against us, and we have 39 sacks. But sure, the #1 defense will have problems with [checks notes] Clemson. Clemson isn't Colorado State, but their defense is worse than ou, Michigan, Kentucky, A&M, Georgia (no shit), and tbh, I'm not looking it up, but maybe even Miss St, etc. Clemson is extremely flawed on both sides of the ball. Their offensive line is....not good. Their RB is pretty good, but their backup is bad. Their best WR Antonio Williams is ok. His production has come against all of the bottom half of the conference. Wesco has been really solid for a frosh. He's the one we need to cover. Edit: wanted to add Klubnik stats are very flawed. Against better competition he played against (USCe) he threw for 290-0-1. Overall he has 3303/33/5 (weird numbers, but whatever. He just loooooove the number 33). Maybe we'll get 33 INT'S and 33 sacks against him to keep it going. Our defense is lightyears better.
  12. I wish I were Vegas. I know i would still be posting on Surly, but more like
  13. Vegas has been pretty spot on for a reason. We have the better defense and could have beaten Georgia if sideshow Bert doesn't was a competent kicker. We at least faced someone with a pulse and took them to OT. Clemson faced....SMU, and needed a FG to win the game. These 2 teams are on an opposite trajectory recruiting-wise. I don't care who the opponent is; when you have more INT's than who you're playing has TD's, that's telling. We're in rw-loading stage, while Dabo is in worship Jesus mode hoping we don't pick off Klubnik 3+ times. If you can't understand the difference between these two teams, I don't know what to tell you.
  14. We'll have enough offense that it won't matter because our defense is #1 in the nation for a reason. Clemson doesn't have the D-line personnel to stop Wisner, and they have exactly 1 DB worth a shit. Is covering all of our WR's? If Bond is out, which isn't a bad thing considering his lack of giving a shit, would propel Wingo in his spot so he can finally do something other than sit on the sidelines while Sark square peg round holes what's not working. Even Blue in the flat can be effective. This isn't 2018-2020 Clemson defense. They like, 6-7 decent players at best. I'm not saying they're Florida, but they damn sure aren't Georgia. Dabo has killed that program. Had he not went full retard and used the poral correctly, we would be having a vastly different discussion. You think Mukuba left because he was homesick? Lol, no. He jumped off a sinking ship to come to a program on the rise.
  15. Put me down for no. 2. This whole "Sark has just been ssving him for the CFP" is stupid. Like the SEC CCG isn't a big deal, let's just leave Arch on the bench so we can get the 5 seed rather than get a bye. See how stupid that logic is? I just think Sark is stupid in this regard with Arch. He's just a stubborn moron. Maybe he got hit in the head and he thinks if he uses Arch more than 4 times he loses his Rs frosh season.
  16. How many Bobby and Gerry sock accounts are there on here? Jesus. We're going to fucking win by 2+ TD's. Klubnik is ass, my dude. Those idiots missed Miami, Duke, GT, BC, Syracuse. They lost to their rival USCe, too. Won by 4 against a 7-5 Pitt, lost by 4 against unranked at the time Louisville(ended up 8-4), won by 10 against a 6-6 VT, and got absolutely mudholed 34-3 by Georgia. Yeah, we should be suuuuper worried about this Clemson team that avoided most of the top of their conference.
  17. I dont think Cole is transferring. I believe he red shirted. Niblack may be back as well. Blue, well, I dunno. He can't stop fumbling so I don't care. I highly doubt the coaches will allow them to shower together.
  18. Mesothelioma if you want to be honest. He may be entitled to to financial compensation. All he needs to do is call 1-800-99-LAW USA today.
  19. The problem is, and literally every talking head as well, is that Sark refuses to use Arch even when the boat is sinking and he needs to when it can give us an advantage. It's maddening that Sark is holding this offense back by not making a package for Arch against [name opponent]. It not only stubborn, it's stupidity.
  20. Shit, I can't even decipher my own typing. All I can tell you is iPhone is absolutely horrible to type on. I don't know about Samsung, but iPhone is absolute shit for threads. Man I wish I could find some ludes. I've always wanted to see what it felt like to be on them. Sucks they're banned. Booooo! I figured it out - it should say "it didn't matter if we were in the SEC"
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