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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    Hardcore. All 20 seconds of me.
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  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    Does Quinn really have a gf who goes to ou, and does anyone have a picture so we can all judge him?
  4. Funk Doctor Spock
    @Kyrie Eleison Y'all still re-loading or have you thrown in the towel on Brian Kelly?
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    Losing is the cool thing now
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    Being the villain is cool af
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    Oh, and how Josh Pate was slobbing their knobs after their historic '22 class until this year when he realized they are who they are. And he's buddies with Pedo-Looch
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    You know what? Imma keep saying tuddies just to get under some people's skin.
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    1. Anthony Hill is a freak from another dimension 2. Our secondary is not to be triffled with.
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    OK. Whatever. I keep hearing them saying it on games, so...I'll stop. Regardless, I still want Jeanty to emasculate fOSU's defense.
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    If we flip Fasusi, does that hurt us with Turntine? I can't see that happening since Turntine is a freak, and one could play LT and another RT.
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    Barnes isn't going anywhere. That dude is all Texas. Their attempt at trying to pry him from he is futile at best. Look at our LB's playing and look at their 1 undersized LB. Develop by Texas, or lose like a chump to Texas every year?
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    Yes, we are worried about our top 5 class and envied at your barely top 10-12 class. K. If it were Tennessee trying this against USCe they would laugh. But since it's rgem, they cry. The irony.
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    OK, I can see your point there. I just find it kind of sad, especially for Rising, who was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence, which in his 4th year in the NFL.
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    Arnold had 74 passing yards on 24 attempts. I've never, ever in my life seen a stat like that. If that doesn't tell you how shitty he is, and how retarded the recruiting rankings are at giving him a 99, I don't know what to tell you. Worst QB I've ever seen. Full stop.
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    Lucky for you it's free Have some hope, my friend. fOSU isn't a juggernaut. They can be beat. Even James Franklin made them look mortal, and Cagnetti is a far better coach.
  17. Funk Doctor Spock
    Sorry, amigo. I can't doxx her since she's married now. It sucks, I know. I was hoping I could also slide into her DMs, but some douche turd has already done that. I should have ditched my ex years ago and go with Crystal.
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    Yes, I do. We don't need 25 year old adults abusing eligibility because hurt feelings and injury history when they should hang them up. You think it's helping CFB? By all means, educate us.
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    Fuck we are going to raid their village, burn down their farms, steal their moonshine, and leave the injured to die from gangrene
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    Especially Autoerotic Asphyxiarion
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    We gonna murder these hillbillies and use their moonshine soaked skin to make a duvet to wrap the dead in.
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    IU is beating fOSU. I can feel it in my veins. That may also be the drugs, but also the heart of college football. Go Hoosier! Fuck Ryan Day! Anyway, next year we need Cam Coleman and Zachariah Branch so they can experience winning again, as well as play with a generational QB prodigy.
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    Too fucking bad. Maybe he should have walked in somewhere instead of going the JUCO route. This 5-6-20 year (looking at you, Cam Rising) shit needs to end. It's killing CFB. For God's sake, move the fuck on, dude.
  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    Maybe if he shaved that shitty mustache it would decrease his INT'S by 4 a game

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