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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    I'm starting to come around about why Sark asn Jackson took his commitment early.
  2. Funk Doctor Spock
    Rule #1 is you don't talk about Fight Club
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    So these troglodytes forget that next season we'll be on the road as many times as we've had home games. How does math and common sense work? Must be that Snakey protecting us! He'll single-handedly flip those games next year where we never have to leave Austin.
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    You didn't pick the picture of him in his crutches? Bummer
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    Wow. He seems almost as nice and naive as she is. Maybe they'll get kidnapped together. It's kidnapped at first sight. But seriously, she's suuuuuuuper passionate about animals. I mean, we all love animals (God knows I love giving my money to shelters and helping lost dogs find their owners), but this woman is on another level. I bet she's a freak, too. You don't look that fine with those titties and tell me you ain't into some weird shit. Bummer, dude. I hadn't been on fb for years until I said goodbye to my best friend who sadly took his life. Anyway, apparently she's married now. I really never thought she would be.
  6. Funk Doctor Spock
    Does he like dogs? Because she rescues and helps foster animals. It's her passion.
  7. Funk Doctor Spock
    This would be the worst playoff game in the history of the first year of the playoffs. The only light I see is Ashton Jeanty gashing that shitty fOSU defense for 220+ and 4 tuddy's
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    We're gonna fuck up all three now that we have our mojo (Bond) back.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive.
  10. Funk Doctor Spock
    Are you telling me a masters in art isn't gonna work out? Holy shit! Someone should alert the idiots who just want to coast by and say they have a degree.
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    All I know is we're making the CFP and aggy isn't, and their misery, regardless of how we fare, will still keep a smile on my face until Valentine's day when I have to subscribes to Babes.com
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    The couch burning, sister fucking, toothless, people who live in a shitty state. Wow. You've actually watched IU football? Damn.
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    With Card and Thompson, we had absolutely zero chance. That's the day I knew Sark realized he needed to get his shit together and stock up on elite talent so the ants meet the boot.
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    It's inappropriate to post on this side of the river. I'll have to do to the secret room and lay some of those pics
  16. Funk Doctor Spock
    Wait a minute...players get hurt during football games and now it's just tu's fault and timing that give us that advantage? Wow. I can't believe players get hurt which hurt their team, which in turn helps other teams win. I also love their confidence that if on a neutral field we would smoke them, but at home? No chance. Never mind they have no RB's, no WRs, a QB who can't pass, an above average defense, but we can't forget the towel twirling 12th men!!!!! We are going to kill them and use their carcasses to make make lamp shades, curtains, and best of all use their skulls as soup bowls. #1 defense not that great. K. Gotcha.
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    Can we just admit that both teams play at a higher level when ol tu is coming to town? They both inject that cheap GNC protein powder intravenously with some Toradol to come out swinging. However, I am more worried about Arky than Aggy. I think it's because the last time we played a shitty Arky team they raised our houses and fucked our cousins because we had Hudson Card. I want to see another week of super Quinn to make sure he can still go out and fuck them up.
  18. Funk Doctor Spock
    I'm surprised one of them mentioned their state is poor.
  19. Funk Doctor Spock
    I dunno, man, Arkansas, regardless of record, wants to murder us and hang our corpses in front of the TV for the Taliban to wince.
  20. Funk Doctor Spock
    I admitted they have talent on the D-line, but said it's above average, not elite. They're not devoid of talent, just that they arent great and don't don't have an elite player on that line. They look good against meh teams, but when we, Georgia, and Bama come knocking, they're folding. Not a single player on our team hasn't been in a rowdy atmosphere. You think Kyle Field is the god tier of rowdy? Arkansas will be much, much more insane than anything aggy does. Sark has seen it first hand, and said they hate us more than they love themselves. He'll be ready, we'll be ready.
  21. Funk Doctor Spock
    This is true. BYU students wear magic underwear, while Utah girls wear none.
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    Give us one more chance at Georgia and I bet we win by 3 TD's. Full stop. With Bond and Gibson back, our offense is pure adrenaline and diesel oil. Aggy gonna out.
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    We gon make him tap out
  24. Funk Doctor Spock
    This is what we're bitching about now??
  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    Right! Since the ex left...

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