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William Bludworth

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  1. Wait, arw you serious or is this just Surly dumpster diving?
  2. This si a horrible, ungodly fact. Awful. I hate it. Take it down and throw it away!
  3. Sark is, hang with me here, shitty at his job and I'm sure CDC is privvy to this as well. He's giving him some rope, but if this happens next season, I have zero doubts that Sark will be handed his pink slip. CDC only hires winners, and if you go from the semis to winning in OT against Kansas, er I mean Kentucky, the next year with a QB who has been groomed (no Sandusky) for 3 years and he looks like Asswater delivered in a queef box, it's not an anomaly, it's a pattern (see: Ewers, Quinn). Now, keep in mind, Sarkisian has been here since 2021 (we had ZERO picks in 2022) and we're in 2025, and he has TWO of his only recruited players drafted in the first two rds, and only TWO drafted late, with a grand total of 4 recruited players drafted in 4 season (season 5 currently ongoing) Every player that was a major contributor that has been drafted in the first two rds recruited under Sark : 1. Kelvin Banks 2. Xavier Worthy The rest were portal players already proven outside of 2 - K. Robinson and R. Watts 1. Mukuba ( rd. 2 one season, already proven) 2. Mitchell (rd 2 one season, already proven) 3. Golden (rd 1 one season, already proven) 4. Keilan Robinson (rd 5 three seasons, special teams) 5. Ryan Watts (rd 6 two seasons) Everyone else were Herman recruits Herman: 1. Bijan 2. Brooks 3. Byron Murphy 4. T'Vondre Sweat 5. Alfred Collins 6. Vernon Broughton (high 3rd rd, 7th pick) Just players Herman recruited that were drafted under Sark who were already proven, but I haven't mentioned yet 1. Roschon Johnson 2. DeMarvion Overshown 3. Keondre Coburn 4. Morjo Ojomo Sark: 1. Banks 2. Worthy Now if we just go to drafted the last two seasons almost all, again, were Herman recruits: Byron Murphy T'Vondre Sweat J'Tavion Sanders Jonathan Brooks Gunnar Helm Christian Jones Jordan Whittington Jaylon Ford Jahdae Barron Alfred Collins Vernon Broughton Barryn Sorrell Haydon Connor Sarkisian: Cam Williams Jaydon Blue As we can see, damn near all of Sarkisian's success was from Herman's recruits, not his own. Yes, identifying players in the portal is a skill, but HS recruiting is what makes your team go. His getting elite high school guys drafted highly is, frankly, beyond poor. Let me know if I missed any.
  4. Maybe stop being a fucking pussy and deal with posts on a messaboard without wetting yourself? Maybe try that? You seem soft.
  5. I've added some of the woes. Sark is a terrible HC. I don't want to hear the back to back bullshit. If he knew how to coach, and learned anything from Saban, he would have more than 5 plays, attempted to get Terry involved in the RB, even as a blocker if nothing else, but really just simple down the plays and allow him to punish their front 4-5. Where is Winston and why are we not even trying to use Townsend, even as a short yardage back? He's a fucking freak athlete. Sark is going to get Wisner killed or injured and we're only on game 6, which he finally broke the 200+ yard mark for rushing. Yay? He gave Clark 3 whole carries, and he was averaging 4.5 ypc, then pulled him. He's a fucking simp. The most pathetic, scared, easiest HC to scheme against. He does not make QBs better, he makes them worse. He hired his buddies and now we have exactly what you get when you hire your buddies - an O-line that could get dominated by Duncanville, but a recruiter in Banks who doesn't know how to use the TE's he's recruited. His ST are absolute parvo. I give him zero credit for Niblett. Niblett gets the credit for himself. Our defense needs a lot of work in pass pro. Like, a lot. Only consistency is Taaffe (10 fucking tackles. Holy shit), Jelani Mcdonald (9 tackles), Muhammad (6 tackles), Littleton, and D. Williams finally back since ou seem to be the only consistent players in the secondary who knew where to be last night. And no, I'm not even remotely close to giving up on Littleton. He had an above average game for the second time this year, but has been consistently consistent overall this season (2 INT's as a frosh). People knee-jerked on him, and he had 4 tackles. Don't let the numbers fool you (6 tackles) last night and (5) against Florida, Gilbeau is Asswater. Our DL/DE/LB are absolutely elite (Ant with 12 fucking tackles. Holy fuck!). Zero question. I have no idea why they barely played Spence. It's as much of a mystery as why Helobious was cheering on Gonzalez for Kentucky. We have a Garza and a Cruz on our team. They finally allowed Simmons to let loose, which resulted in 4 tackles with 3 sacks (7 for the season), and while he needs to learn a swim move, he's learning as he goes. Sellers, I don't know. He seems like he sucks. Baker is getting it, but he still has work to do. If we win more than 8 games this season, it's because of the defense. Also, welcome back, Derek Williams!
  6. So you blocked either a buddy/or the wife from the liquor cabinet that they were trying to keep you from? 1 person? I saw literally one block he had, and it was a chip block, not even a man block.
  7. Just Google Cole Lourde.
  8. How are we feeling today, my fellow fuck whistles? I tried looking for rope in my garage last night to end my suffering, and I must have misplaced it.
  9. Sark must have no mirrors in his house, or he avoids them so he doesn't have to look into them.
  10. Everything is considered as long as our misery is over.
  11. At least Sark didn't castrate Shipley.
  12. I want the media to absolutely roast Sarkisian. Just go in dry. Call him a moron who cannot call plays to save Jesus' life.
  13. Oh god. Please put me out of my misery. I'm waiting on fault lines that cannot still still. Meteor showers and tidal waves.
  14. Does Flood not grasp flags are bad for moving the chains?
  15. Now we rely on an offense that's...not dependent.
  16. Derek Williams sighting. Nice.
  17. Who fell flat on their face? Lol
  18. God, I can't believe we are going to lose to Kentucky. Wait, yes I can. We have Sarkisian as a HC.
  19. No kidding. He looks into a mirror 5 years in and still convinces himself that what he's doing works.
  20. I'd be happier than Jumbo picking up his aggy check
  21. But but but Arch has turned a corner. Has he?
  22. Who gives a fuck about missed penalties? We're in OT with fucking Kentucky. With a real coach we should be beating their asses by 4 TD's
  23. With the high wizard preaching to them
  24. I'm out, sadly. I've been reduced to xanax that aren't working.
  25. If we lose this, I will view this as bad as losing to App St. Kentucky is that bad.
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