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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 8-4/5 is a losing season for blue bloods, but for bottom dwellers and plebs it's posted on their stadium and in their hall of shame for all recruits to see. Those are few that will bounces when a new offer comes in before they run. No QB can throw to few new Shiney so they hit that portal again Wash. Rinse, repeat.
  2. He, Lance Jackson, and I believe Zelus Hicks. Myron Charles would hace if his school weren't moronic and got his transfer papers in.
  3. Add him. Good WR who Hueple misused. Outside of brain scan he should do well here. He's a legit talent.
  4. Add Denver Harris to make the horrible DB "better". Bond strategy. Cotton. Let's see how this plays out. Sucked at aggy, sucked at LSU, sucked at UTSA, and how will hopefully come full circle ans continue his toxic behavior. I'm sure Ellk will whip in to shape in no time. Until he portals out in the spring windows to land at Alabama A$M only to go undrafted and out of football immediately. What's his backup plan? Go the Ksndall Jones,
  5. Another 8-win season in the bag. They shall celebrate that they didn't get get that covered 7-loss season, hut they're so out of reach for that 9th win. Thank you, aggy, for being you.
  6. Y'all motherfuckers need to leave Ben alone. He's a good boy. I want him. He unfortunately passed away at the beginning of November. Rest in peace, love, and heaven, Ben. You will be missed.
  7. Kyler actually told Sumlin to fuck off and he was transferring, so he did have some balls and common sense back then.
  8. This makes sense now why Judas sold him out for 30 pieces of silver. Didn't like seeing his bro laying his net on Orcas.
  9. Member when the recruiting talking heads kept mentioning how we have the #30-aomething rated class in July and it was cause for concern for us? And then we ended up with the #1 ranked class? Wash, rinse, repeat. It's like they all expect Sark to be Mack and take JAGS in February instead, you know, evaluating? We have yet to have a class ranked lower than #5, but come July when we have the #30 ranked class they all start to worry if we're dropping off.
  10. I didn't know other men could get pregnant. The more you know.
  11. To be fair, he is a true freshman who should not have been playing this year. Venebals is a moron. Jackson Arnold sucks so bad he was benched for a guy who has zero concept of mechanics and just runs. That's it. At this point he doesn't do anything else. That should tell you how awful Arnold is. Helloooooooo Western Kentucky
  12. Fucking Jeff Fisher couldn't fuck up Kyler Murray in college. That kid was a freak.
  13. Jesus fucking Christ lol. I wonder who that guy was fighting in his living room? Another question I have is, do trailer homes have living rooms?
  14. That was fucking awesome. Seeing Quinn audible because he saw what the defense was doing was amazing. I've never seen Quinn audible before. Have you? Blue is unreal when he gets in space. Fastest RB in the country, and that's indisputable. He's a freak. VY is more like Darkseid mixed with Doomsday. Unstoppable. After Kwlaon fucked him up he suddenly became a Longhorn Homer. It's weird, but I'll allow it. Dude just oozes UT propaganda, and I'm here for it.
  15. Cade had a good game, but he has some damn good WR's like Moore, Wescott, Antonio Williams, and their TE. At the end of the day our defense did what they always do; shut those mofos out. Cade did what was asked of him, but he didn't do enough. Muhammed was toasted 5 times in a row, but when they went for it on 4th and 1, Norton killed their RB and put him behind where they were. I think he would be looked at more like Simms than Dak. Dak is in the league, Simms was a Longhorn. If he beats OSU/Oregon and makes the NC, he'll be behind Vince and Colt. It's crazy to think about given all of his injuries, but he came in and got us out of the dark ages and recruits started coming here because of him. For that, I'm forever grateful. He also will get us in the final 4 again.
  16. I absolutely love that we're the villains. Being the villain makes it much better when we win, so it ruins people's day. It's hilarious when aggys use the word "nattty" when they haven't won one in almost a century. But next year is the year. They swear by it. Remember that 10+ win team in 2012, and then it decreased to 9 wins, and then their mean at 8 the third year. Aggy thinks they're waking the sleeping giant and next year they're making the playoffs after beating an upgraded Auburn, LSU, Texas, and Florida. But don't let those 4 losses fool you; they'll be the first 4 loss team to make the CFP and win it all!!! Also, T-shirt fans are great. It's like the Cowboys. Whether we're down or making the playoffs, we always have our supporters, whether they graduated from UT or not. Aggy t-shirt fans don't exist, apparently. All those hillbillies we see we they play just happen to be aggy graduates, which I can believe, because, well, it's aggy. Mike Davis was fucking awesome. Stealing him from LSU, and he had a decent career here. He was misused a lot, but he worked hard and did his job. Imagine if he were on our team now. He would slay it.
  17. Will they even have 40 players on the sideline?
  18. That's honestly the greatest thing I ever read from a recruit. "I'm going to ou to win a championship" Oops. And you lost to UT 2-1 while you were there. Reminisce about those glory days in college, Adrian.
  19. Yeah, I don't even bother checking on it anymore. I honestly can't remember the last time I looked. I don't care that you moved, or that your son graduated. Stop spamming my page with shit about how if you eat peanuts you'll live longer. Just dumb shit like that. Just a bunch of morons that I can't believe I used to hang out with.
  20. Watching that video of Arch to Wingo was delicious. Those two will make an incredible combo. Arch's deep ball is next level. He's going to have fun throwing to Wingo, Moore, Lockett, Ffrench, and I'll even say Butler. Apparently Butler is a baller. The staff (according to Bobby) loves the kid.
  21. This is exactly where I'm at. He's had balls thrown his way he could havr made spectacular catches, but his contested balls this season is bad. He has a lot to work on. Next season I hope he breaks out. Appreciate you answering my question. Pos rep
  22. Yeah, saying you wouldn't trade Wingo for Smith is next level dumb. He and Williams are aliens. I think Wingo will break out next season, so I'm not too worried. I hope he ends up being a Roy/DK clone. I think Bobby/Gerry also said that Lockett would be the first to see the field over Ffrench due to catch radius, but I'm not so sure about that. Ffrench's tape is sick, and his speed kills. I know Lockett is fast, but he looks like he's in slow motion compared to Ffrench. Both will be studs in time. BTW, thank you fot answering my question. Pos rep
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