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William Bludworth

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  1. Another fucking flag. Time to get out my quell pen and recycled linen and cotton rags. Mosley!!!!!!!!!!
  2. We need a gif of Banks yelling 'FUCK!'
  3. Of course a fucking flag when Niblett was off to the races.
  4. Our secondary is abysmal. Akina and Orphey are a worse team than Joy Behar and Barbara Walters scissoring.
  5. Great defense, PK. You should absolutely keep Akina and Orphey. Also, make sure Nansen gets a raise.
  6. Woefully ignorant. Our coaches are 1. 74 years old, and 2. Coached at Rutgers.
  7. We are an embarrassment. We just waste talent. But but but we made the CFP two years in a row!!!! We are 0-4 (currently) against teams with equal talent.
  8. It's hard admitting failure, but this is true. Mike Bobo is a better OC thsn Sarkisian. He just is.
  9. According to recruiting rankings the past 5 years, they ARE even, so it's coaching.
  10. Look, it's either him, or the Damilovsky Maniac. Pick one.
  11. Well, for Georgia, that went about as well as Richard Ramirez finding an unlocked door and pantyhose in an elderly person's home.
  12. Our defense looked about as lost as a person with dementia remembering their yahoo password.
  13. This is true. But there is a caveat - if they can hire a competent AD who will actually take football seriously, there's no reason they can't occasionally make the CFP. Like, once every 6 years or something.
  14. If SC could stop being morons and take football seriously and hire a competent AD, there's no reason they can't make the CFP occasionally. They're in one of two of the beet conferences, a recruiting hotbed, and they just continue to fail. If aggy can make a CFP, SC should be able to as well. They're not too dissimilar in being routinely 8 win programs. They need to hire a competent AD who can lure a coach. You gotta spend money to make money.
  15. That 55% chance is about to drop to 0% in two weeks. It's almost hilarious they think they're a championship, top-3 team and barely escapes South Carolina and Beamer by 1 point at home due to a historic collapse against a shitty defense and offense.
  16. Sellers is hilariously terrible lol. But it's not just him, his OL makes Connor Stroh look like Lane Johnson. If Beamer isn't fired after this season, they aren't serious about football in a day and age where you can literally pay players to come to your school and play. Like, good players. Even 5-5 Dabo has like four or five rop-100 kids in this year's class.
  17. Sellers is just Jackson Arnold but black.
  18. The Cocks OL makes ours look like the '94 Cowboys.
  19. Oh, uh, right. That's on me.
  20. I will have a horse send my 3 page, quill pen written letter straight to CDC with some very nasty, angry words such as - Stomachous! Mad as hops! Got the morbs! Balderdash! Consarn! Flapdoodle! Horswoggler! And right now I'm a Grumbletonian! CDC will hear my wrath come straight from the lips of my messenger I have sent!
  21. Cocks got a gift. Now let's all witness how they plan to squander it.
  22. Their defense is middling, but their WR's are fucking really good. Moss is a stud, Owens is dog shit, as his stats continues to show. Smith looks serviceable against this shit program, but he's doing something else other than playing pro sports next year. Reed is solid, but again, the only decent defense they played was Auburn, and they barely won by 6 because Auburn is so dysfunctional as a program, they make Stanford look like championship contenders by comparison. If Moss weren't hurt aggy would be up by 2 scores. He's a complete back. Their offense vs our defense should be fun. Our offense will murder their defense if we either win against UGA or lose by a TD or less. UGA is second in defense and we are third. We will bring this aggy team back to earth. They have played literally no one other than ND, and they were gifted a win. It's hilarious the announcers sayng this is championship quality winning, but let's be real, we're going to face rape them, Ohio State would have their entire program get the death penalty for what they would do to them, Indiana would beat them. Oregon would beat them. Alabama, Georgia, and Ole Miss would all beat them. The only team I doubt would beat them in the top 10 is tech.
  23. I shit you not, if we start racking up flags tonight over ticky tacky shit, the wrath this earth will face will make the flooding of earth seem inconsequential.
  24. Some things will always just be.
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