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William Bludworth

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  1. Chris Jackson, Jeff Banks, Kyle Flood, Duane Akina. We need a complete overhaul
  2. The only thing harder to do than watch Ryan Wingo drops balls is ask for a second opinion on a Colorectal screening while I'm still there
  3. Another fucking flag. Time to get out my quell pen and recycled linen and cotton rags. Mosley!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Of course a fucking flag when Niblett was off to the races.
  5. Our secondary is abysmal. Akina and Orphey are a worse team than Joy Behar and Barbara Walters scissoring.
  6. Great defense, PK. You should absolutely keep Akina and Orphey. Also, make sure Nansen gets a raise.
  7. Woefully ignorant. Our coaches are 1. 74 years old, and 2. Coached at Rutgers.
  8. We are an embarrassment. We just waste talent. But but but we made the CFP two years in a row!!!! We are 0-4 (currently) against teams with equal talent.
  9. It's hard admitting failure, but this is true. Mike Bobo is a better OC thsn Sarkisian. He just is.
  10. According to recruiting rankings the past 5 years, they ARE even, so it's coaching.
  11. Look, it's either him, or the Damilovsky Maniac. Pick one.
  12. Well, for Georgia, that went about as well as Richard Ramirez finding an unlocked door and pantyhose in an elderly person's home.
  13. Our defense looked about as lost as a person with dementia remembering their yahoo password.
  14. This is true. But there is a caveat - if they can hire a competent AD who will actually take football seriously, there's no reason they can't occasionally make the CFP. Like, once every 6 years or something.
  15. If SC could stop being morons and take football seriously and hire a competent AD, there's no reason they can't make the CFP occasionally. They're in one of two of the beet conferences, a recruiting hotbed, and they just continue to fail. If aggy can make a CFP, SC should be able to as well. They're not too dissimilar in being routinely 8 win programs. They need to hire a competent AD who can lure a coach. You gotta spend money to make money.
  16. That 55% chance is about to drop to 0% in two weeks. It's almost hilarious they think they're a championship, top-3 team and barely escapes South Carolina and Beamer by 1 point at home due to a historic collapse against a shitty defense and offense.
  17. Sellers is hilariously terrible lol. But it's not just him, his OL makes Connor Stroh look like Lane Johnson. If Beamer isn't fired after this season, they aren't serious about football in a day and age where you can literally pay players to come to your school and play. Like, good players. Even 5-5 Dabo has like four or five rop-100 kids in this year's class.
  18. Sellers is just Jackson Arnold but black.
  19. The Cocks OL makes ours look like the '94 Cowboys.
  20. Oh, uh, right. That's on me.
  21. I will have a horse send my 3 page, quill pen written letter straight to CDC with some very nasty, angry words such as - Stomachous! Mad as hops! Got the morbs! Balderdash! Consarn! Flapdoodle! Horswoggler! And right now I'm a Grumbletonian! CDC will hear my wrath come straight from the lips of my messenger I have sent!
  22. Cocks got a gift. Now let's all witness how they plan to squander it.
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