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William Bludworth

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Everything posted by William Bludworth

  1. Noice. SEC refs....and don't kill me....don't suck?
  2. Man Moseley is an absolute baller
  3. Buddy, I'm down for anything other than pegging and scat/piss play. I'd do stuff to her that would be considered illegal even in Afghanistan.
  4. And my man still gives zero fucks.
  5. That shit was wider than the walls inside South Austin's mom's cervix.
  6. Nice miss, pussy. Thank your QB for his bullshit antics. Karma came swift.
  7. Burke and Spence, esq LLC.
  8. Utter bullshit. That's where the the refs need to look at a flag.
  9. Pavia is such a pussy. I hope Ant or Simmons puts him in a coma. Bitch made bitch
  10. Now that I look at it, I concur.
  11. Did he get on Draft Kings and make a bet?
  12. Jesus Christ, Filsaime. But why?
  13. Lefau can do no wrong. I don't want to hear it.
  14. Yeah, but they're #9 and we're fixing to be #15, and they will still make a decent bowl, and our CFP chances are still alive. So it's a win-win
  15. Choke them hoes out like they swiped your credit card and tried to roofie you.
  16. Arch to Moseley is pure poetry. Beautiful.
  17. I'll fucking take it! Have you seen what we were? We might as well be prime Tom Brady and the Pats at this point.
  18. Good gawd. Arch is actually Arching. Like, now everyone after this game in the media will suck him off.
  19. Dude, but for real. It did something, that cannot be debated. It's like this story I read about a guy who had severe OCD, and one day he fell off his roof or hit his head somehow and it literally cured him. The brain is both amazing and fascinating.
  20. Dude, what the fuck has happened to Arch? What the fuck has happened to our line blocking? What is going on here?
  21. Sarkisian needs to stop running Wisner straight up the middle. That's not his running style. Jagger is straight cash, yo!
  22. Yes. Yes he is. Absolutely valuable. Would have been nice if he had been available for the first 7 games of the season.
  23. If Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy/Lesbo Hedlun can unfuck their faces, that would be amazing.
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