Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Good gawd. Arch is actually Arching. Like, now everyone after this game in the media will suck him off.
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Dude, but for real. It did something, that cannot be debated. It's like this story I read about a guy who had severe OCD, and one day he fell off his roof or hit his head somehow and it literally cured him. The brain is both amazing and fascinating.
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Dude, what the fuck has happened to Arch? What the fuck has happened to our line blocking? What is going on here?
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Sarkisian needs to stop running Wisner straight up the middle. That's not his running style. Jagger is straight cash, yo!
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Yes. Yes he is. Absolutely valuable. Would have been nice if he had been available for the first 7 games of the season.
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
If Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy/Lesbo Hedlun can unfuck their faces, that would be amazing.
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Brad Spence, son! Motherfucker has a motor like a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO
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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
1st half: We're gonna fucking murder them! We're up by 2 TDs! They suck asshole juice! 2nd half: We're up by two scores, this can quickly turn into a one score game. Never change, Surly.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
You work? Plebian. Just stay on Surly for all hours of the day and drink like the rest of us.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Everybody is dying just as we were getting on the right track. Next call up to Lockett or Ffrench and they're like "Nah, fam. Maybe next game."- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
OK, so this is where I'm at. Personally, like I explained to @David Dennison, anything over 50 is free money, but we aren't college coaches at a high level, so it's one of those things that you really have to think hard on, unless it's like 3 OT, and then I say go for it.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Yeah, but he only hit that once. Even Bert made a career long of 54, and we see how that worked out last year. Not saying Shipley can't make anything over 50, just saying it's free money, and I wouldn't trust a 53 yarder unless we're in 3 OT. That's just my opinion, and clearly none of us are college coaches or else we would be generational wealthy, and we would also be dumb enough to play a real game like NCAA 25.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
None. I've googled and no one has reported anything, and I don't expect there to be one until tomorrow at the very minimum.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
@Macklemore is dope af. Like Vic fat, or black man on white woman fat? There's a huge difference (no pun intended).- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Anyone thinking Shipley was making that are absolutely delusional. He's more of a 45-49 yard guy, and anything over that is free money. But that kick was way too far for his weakling leg. Now Eli Stowers would have made it.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
He's certainly not anyone I would task with taking my SAT's.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Seriously. Why run forward and Throw? If you're throwing a hail Mary, just backup and throw. It's not astrophysics.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Why would you run and rocket the throw, Dawg? Just fucking stand there and use your strength. You don't need to run, it's a fucking hail mary- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Taaffe*- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
I keep misspelling it, too. I can't say shit.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Fuuuuuuuxk. Moseley getting up hurt. Jesus Christ, our own field is killing our players.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Straight cash, homie. You're right.- Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Dude, Eli Stowers is beyond just a weapon. Best TE in the country the last two seasons, imo. Fuck Colston Loveland or Tyler Warren. Welll, not Warren, I actually like him, but Stowers is just a freak athlete. - Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
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