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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. A buddy of mine went to Pepperdine and said it was the greatest expweice he ever had. Said on the outside you wouldn't think they party, but that's a party school littered with rich kids who love giving away their parents money on beer and drugs. Sign me up, fam.
  2. We've seen him take it to another level, so it's not like he doesn't "have it". It's just a matter of mentally getting there. The team has been off, what, 3 weeks now? He may be a bus driver against Clemson and ASU because he doesn't need to be big game Quinn. But let's assume we play Oregon and they don't get knocked out by fOSU/Tenn, Quinn has proven he can absolutely dice through shitty defenses, which Oregon has. Oregon isn't UGA; they have a good offense who will be going against an elite defense, and if the defense can hold Oregon to 20-something, we win that game. Elite defense > Elite offense Our secondary has a Thorpe winner, several DE's that can wreck their shit, and our interior (Lole, Collins, Broughton) can rattle Gabriel, and unlike 2 years ago our corners and safeties are much more cerebral and can lay him out.
  3. Poor bastard. All he's ever seen are moonshine women in the mountains with little to no teeth. It all makes sense now.
  4. I agree with all of this. We should win the title with everything we have. We need Quinn to absolutely step up to another level ans take over. If not, our defense will have to will us to win the title, which I think they can do.
  5. When we go full butt fuck on Clemson and ASU, we'll get Oregon is the Cotton Bowl, correct? Assuming Oregon doesn't lose to either fOSU or Tennessee. We really have it pretty good.
  6. Depth chart. He's been passed up, and he hasn't put on the weight needed to play Edge or LB.
  7. And her name is?
  8. We beat their ass because we're bigger, better, faster, stronger, and elite. We'll score in the 30's. I predict we win 34-10. They're a bad, bad team. Wildly overrated, and backdoored their way in. They're about to find out what fuck around and find out means. Same with ASU when we send them a butt plug the size of the Apollo spacecraft.
  9. So did Bobby or Gerry say that Beouwmeeater said he will work with Kern to help him develop?
  10. So Lance Jackson is with the team right now. I wonder if Charles can do the same and participate like Jackson, but can't play in the game?
  11. Hill, Lefau, Spence, and Barnes are gonna kill people next year. I want another shot at UGA (I know, we are at their place, but I mean in the CCG) when we have a healthy DT room, and when Baxter is back.
  12. Who is Zac Swanson again? Was he part of the Herman class and Sark told him he sucks and to leave,
  13. I wonder how Sark will use him? He's small for a TE.
  14. Mateer choosing ou over Miami makes me think he hates pussy
  15. University of California Santa Cruz Banana Slugs is where it's at.
  16. Concur. Love watching/listening to Tony Hills. Dude is such a great Longhorn. Loved seeing Baline Irby the other day. Glad to see he's doing well. Had he not gotten hurt, he could have been one of the greats. Hearing him talk about the UT/USC game and all his friends rooting for SC, and him watching David Thomas and that's when he knew he wanted to visit was awesome. Glad that he's still loving and living in Austin.
  17. What's hilarious is they'll still miss the playoffs no matter how many portal players they take. Their desperation is both sad and amusing.
  18. Man, this makes me kind of sad. I was pulling for my dude, and now he's having to go to an interview with a glorified sanitation engineer school. Meh. He's not some wunderkind who will get them more than 6 wins. Why? Dude is has zero WR's to throw to, a shitty o-line, and Tatum is reportedly contemplating entering the portal, leaving them with one good RB. Mateer isn't beating us. Our defense will still be elite next year, and even if it weren't, we would still curb stomp that awful team. Their savior is 20 years away, I hope.
  19. Rod has grown on me, but you're correct that Bobby does cut people off and it's annoying as hell. Gerry will have a good comment coming up, and then Boom! Bobby has to get the last word in. However, I do prefer Bobby/Gerry/CJ to any of the other shows. Occasionally I'll watch Longhorn Live Stream, but that's rare. They just seem to regurgitate the same stuff from C&F. But I'll watch anything with Gerry, and really my favorites are Gerry and CJ. They run smooth and they bounce off of each other really well. CJ has gotten much better in front of the camera (more confident); Gerry is Gerry, and he personally does all of the lifting for the show, imo.
  20. "Period. Full Stop."
  21. When he suggested we move Rojo to LB I knew we were dealing with someone who may know routea and concepts, but nothing about players.
  22. Part of me is baffled that you guys/ladies actually get on fb Then I remember you're all older and I guess fb is for older people? I dunno. I haven't been on there in years. Occasionally I'll get on IG, but that's where I draw the line. I don't care what anyone from HS is doing, I don't care what anyone from college is doing, I don't care what my family is doing. And fuuuuuuck Tik Tok.
  23. It gets worse. Try sitting through IT live stream with Ian Boys and you'll appreciate having toothpicks shoved under your toenails "ill say this [goes on about anything] period. Full stop."
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