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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I just don't see this team losing 3 games. A lot of stuff will have to go wrong for that to happen. I can see maybe 2 losses, but 3 is a bit hard with this team and experience at QB.
  2. You're a brave man. I don't know if I would feel comfortable spending 3 years in Colombia. Where did you stay if you don't mind me asking? I've always wanted to visit.
  3. I feel dirty admitting this, and especially since they're in our division, but I've always kinda had a soft spot for Atlanta. Their unis are pretty dope, and Bijan is a freak, so it's easier to watch them. Their red helmets are absolutely epic.
  4. Chester actually seems to be underrated, imo. I don't usually tout "underrated 3 star!!!", but he does seem like he'll be a good one. Dude is fluid, studies the position/game, and has long arms. He comes off as a safe bet.
  5. We're winning the whole god damn thing. The world is our oyster.
  6. How about their species name? Juan "Yautja" Davis. Predator was Malik Jefferson.
  7. I'll never understand why people bet on a game like college football. You're just asking for your money to houdini. CFB is so unpredictable.
  8. We need you to worry. How else do you expect us to land a top five class again if no hands are wrung?
  9. We can never forget the battle of SMU, either. Those brave souls pulled out their swords and charged into action. With their polyester army jumpsuits, it was hard to see when the blood ran down the maroon. Sad day.
  10. Scruggs is a good writer, but he's hindered. I think he would do well at OTF, but I digress. It's hard to watch him on screen because he comes off as "I'm cool", but in a cringe way. He definitely needs to work on presentation.
  11. Ced was the reason I got into recruiting. I don't remember where I heard it, but as a kid I vividly remember telling a friend that he was coming to UT, and I was fucking amped. That was the first time I had ever heard of "5 star" or whatever. I just remember how stoked I was. He delivered in every way imaginable. Ced, Ricky, and Bijan is just absurd. Then add in Jamaal, Priest, Metcalf, D'Onta, Brooks, and so on. Texas is RBU. Fight me.
  12. He sounds nervous with his "Yeah, no..." And "Yeah, I think..."
  13. Nico looks like he'll be a stud. Hate to see that, but on the other hand it'll give me a chance to care about Vols football before we kickoff, or whatever.
  14. This would make a great Far Side cartoon. Billy gaslighting his subscribers is certainly something, if not stupid.
  15. Don't forget, he's also the most open since he's been in this business. Makes you wonder if he closes up shop after every firing so he can re-open and start anew.
  16. 100% positive we got our insurance from this guy.
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