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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. It's pretty baffling that Sam Acho graduated with honors from UT, and yet he's retarded.
  2. What a helliva year for our guys. Barron wins the Thorpe, Banks wins the Lombardi, and we'll have some all-americans. It's good to be king. Now if we could just fucking beat Georgia like we should have (looking at you, Auburn), we would be right where we should be. I really can't complain too much, tho. We get a home game against a "name" program, and then get to beat up ASU before we take down Oregon (unless someone else does).
  3. I think Gerry ot Bobby said Burks is likely to transfer. Whoops.
  4. And Barry Switzer had a complete meltdown
  5. Serious question - Is the Purdue TE better than Sharp? If you don't know, that's cool. I've just heard the Purdue TE was awesome, and Sharp was a good TE, too.
  6. Already done lol But seriously, tho. All the hype coming out of camp about how he was stepping up has let me down. I think he'll be better next season, but he's been kinda meh so far.
  7. Congrats to an absolute baller!! Another notch on the wall for DBU! Coming back was the best thing he could have done. If he runs a 4.4 he's going in the 1st 2 rounds, and coming out of HS he ran a 4.5, so him training for the combine he'll do it. Congrats, Jahde! Hook Em 🤘
  8. Look, on shrroms, I have elves living in my underwear. I've spoken to my framed autographed Wu-tang poster. Anything goes at this point.
  9. I'm saving those for the game. I'll either be tripping hard enough to hear us score, or my trip may send me over the edge if Clemson manages to upset us. I might even fight that little turd kid who lives across the street in my underwear. I just hope I don't get banned from being near any schools for the rest of my life.
  10. I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Great job 😂
  11. Would Batman not wear a cape? Then hell yeah with the capes!
  12. That's a level of pettiness I cannot get behind. If kids want to plant a flag, IDGAF as long as it's not in DKR.
  13. So dumb. Do they think Sayin is just going to sit there while they keep looking for portal QBs? That kid is ridiculously talented. If Day were smart (which he isn't), they would let the kid take his lumps and improve. Bobby said that had we not gotten Arch, we were getting Sayin, and that kid can ball. At least he's not with Bama anymore. Their approach to portal QBs is reaching idiotic levels, and I'm here for it.
  14. He's a big kid. 6'4 230. He can take the punishment. Not consistently like Sam, but the kid is no pushover. Plus he can throw it accurately, so run or pass, we have it covered. Quinn can't run, and his screen game is pretty good, but that's about where it stops.
  15. Well I WAS at the time of writing
  16. Time to work at Buc-ee's Mark Kelso says "Helllooooo" He also said Raiola would be a superior QB than Manning, so we all know Farrell is a moron Great movie
  17. A mix between hip-hop and polka. It's on the up and up. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you here. It can't hurt, fuck it, why not?
  18. My mind is eased now. Who do you think starts for them? Sayin? He seems to be the most talented, but I don't know shit from fuck.
  19. This is going to be glorious seeing how much of a curmudgeon Belichick is and won't tolerate kids and their NIL shit. This will go down like Pripyat.
  20. Has the Thorpe been announced so we can congratulate Jahde?
  21. Well shit. How the fuck is tis kid going to learn by riding the pine when we play at the shoe in the first game? Jesus Christ on cracker crutches
  22. Stan Thomas is still a legend. Russell Maryland is an even bigger legend.
  23. Eh, yeah, don't remember that one. Probably a good thing.
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