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William Bludworth

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  1. I dare anyone to go take a look at our o-line recruiting and not come away like this:
  2. The loss to Napier was so bad, we literally dropped out of the AP poll #9 to #27 😂😂😂
  3. The loss was so bad to Napier we literally fell from #9 to completely out of the AP poll 😂😂😂
  4. Couldn't agree more. But he's so ego-driven that letting it go will have been done by either CDC, a come to Jesus moment worse than losing to Billy Napier. Think Strong vs Kansas, or him leaving for the NFL and we get to hire Lane Kiffin (kidding. Kind of.)
  5. Shit. I only have a beard. I would love a horse. FOH with that wife shit, though.
  6. Really? I actually don't remember that. Huh. Last year when he got some playing time he looked good, but, uh so did Manning, so...yeah.
  7. 100% true. In this day and age of the portal, transition classes should never exist, and certainly not at a place like Texas. Ever.
  8. I know, I know. Me too, man. But at the end of the day they just beat the shit out of us. Lagway made some absolutely dime passes and his WR's were extremely clutch. He made throws so perfect at times there was nothing our DBs could do. He made one long pass close to the endzone so perfect, and Littleton had perfect technique right on him and the ball was literally centimeters from his fingers and the WR caught it. It was unbelievable. I just sat there and said to myself there was absolutely nothing Littleton could do it was so perfect. We don't even need to get into the offensive shit show.
  9. Just looked at our OL on the roster and it's grim going forward outside of a few like Cruz (hope and fingers crossed), Connor Robertson (hope), Nate Kibble (a for sure hit), Brooks (let's see), Neto (if he doesn't transfer and gets his shit together. Hope. Fingers crossed), Baker (quality snaps already, he'll get better. Not worried), Goosby (stud), Chatman (still young, but promising), Cojoe (hopefully an upgrade at RG on penalties alone). 9. That's grim. Only 2 of which I can definitively say will/have panned out in Goosby, Baker, and Kibble. The others, I don't know. What an absolute shit show. Kyle Flood needs to be fired for negligence, laziness,incompetence, moronity.
  10. ("It was at this point when I remembered I have tickets to this game with a hot date. I cannot let her see me cry or get angry. I will take two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and also a break my sobriety and bring a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.")
  11. You know, I can actually confirm this. We left a bar on 6th one night after not giving a fuck, and Kyle (you dip-shitted twat-faced horrible dorm mate) just tore out of the street and ran into a truck and got out and ran and left the other 3 of us alone until the cops arrived. Surprisingly we didn't get a ticket and he gave us a ride back to campus. Kyle comes in the next morning and asks "Hey, where'd y'all go? I thought you would be right behind me?" Fucking brainlet dumb fuck. He didn't even go to jail! His car was all fucked up, tho. That sucked caused it was a 1970-something impala. A rolling pussy wagon.
  12. My only schadenfreude for our loss was seeing Penn State lose to UCLA, but I'm still in so, so much pain. It's like putting a band-aid on Tyrone Prothro's leg. It's a good, solid gesture, but the pain is still agonizing because Billy Napier out-coached us.
  13. Who knew Deloss Dodds was actually Ryan Wingo in disguise.
  14. McCutcheon, especially. That kid is electric. Like, for real. Seems to catch everything and understands wtf he's supposed to be doing, and yet Sark just tosses him the ball once and he gain 26 yards and then benches him. Great strategy, Sark.
  15. I will have to agree both DK Moore and AJ Brown would both start.
  16. I believe a commercial or one of the commentators said the last time we played them in the 50s or something it was like a 48 hr train ride for the team to get to Gainesville
  17. Well at least he's a good QB developer and knows how to hire an OL coach
  18. God, it was warm and swimming when I was there in the early aughts.
  19. Kiffin would shit gold bricks to coach here. He would absolutely fucking murder people on and off the field, and all that pussy we have on campus.
  20. Correct. Lagway made our db's look mid, though they're not. Our front 4 couldn't get to the QB (and I don't want any motherfuckers coming at me about the refs), and PK/Sellers just have no clue what to do with Simmons, even if it is obvious to Helen Keller.
  21. Don't do this to your mental health. The world sucks as it is, and we don't need any more self-deletions in this world, bud.
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