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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Lagway or no Lagway, we're murdering Florida. And I mean in like a John Wayne Gacy putting their bodies under the wood floors as their coffins. Aggy will lose. Story at 11
  2. This is 10000% true. I remember watching it with my dad, but not remembering anything about it. Is that where Miami crawled over our dead bodies?
  3. I'm more concerned about Deebo deleting a post than I am at aggys yelling at clouds and "shady ESPiN" making a mockery of them by putting one of their own on there on a sexual assault case against a sheep.
  4. Switzer sitting back in his lazy chair from the 70s complaining about where the sport has gone. Fucking moron.
  5. Well good thing it wasn't created then, huh? Can you imagine the outrage on this board?
  6. Here's the thing, and I'm sober... Maybe what the team needs is a QB who can go out and make the passes. He's been the in system for damn near 2 years. Ewers is obviously struggling; does that mean we give up on Ewers? Of course not. What that means is Arch is an intelligent kid. He knows the playbook. He's literally 1 year behind Ewers. Not much separation there. He's also a big bodied dual threat who can take punishment if needed. His arm is better, but does that mean he's going to make all of the throws? Of course not. But he can't do any worse. At this point I'm for whomever. But this shit not using Arch when he's a RS-frosh and has been riding the pine while we can't seem to make a TD to save our lives might be something Sark should look into. You know, like that one play where he scored on aggy and then promptly sat him back on the bench. How the fuck is the kid going to learn by riding the pine when our second game next season is against baby eater Ryan Day? Sark has had all God damn season to use Arch in a myriad of ways, and now he's scratching his thinning hair and saying "You know what? Maybe the media is on to something? Maybe I should get this kid ready?" It's fucking stupid at how stubborn he is and gets in his own way. BTW, this isn't directed at you, it's just speaking in general.
  7. Are you...shitting on Chipotle, you savage?
  8. I'm tell you about Texas A&M They won't even be making the 12 team expanded playoffs anytime soon. The expanded playoff what made exclusively for teams just like them. Just teams, no chance of winning, an 11-12 seed, and yet, they're still too shitty to make it.
  9. I'd you're going to gibberish, be commited to it. Just mushrooms and xanax. Just the same ol same ol
  10. This movie looks absolutely sick. And then we get 28 Years Later II: The Boneyard, afterwards.
  11. Do did it, AND he catch...the side of the toilet. I should not have had sushi, so maybe that's all Duce needs.
  12. Huh. I don't scour their boards but I thought I saw someone in here that said he was a good back. I'll take a step back a face fuck myself.
  13. Zion Williams is a JAG. More of a JAG than Parker Jaggy McJaggerson
  14. Well the Hugh Freeze era will be over after next season if they land Arnold. That Kentucky RB that hit the portal has size and speed.
  15. Wasn't this dude arrested for breaking into a store and grabbed a bunch of shit for his vape, or am I thinking of someone else?
  16. Yeah, the whole "Not taking classes/going to classes" doesn't really add up to me. He's a very smart kid intellectually, so that's kind of strange.
  17. Where can a man, uh, get the drug Mahomes. Asking for a friend
  18. This is who Quinn wants to mimic, but this is how it comes out
  19. Oh god, you're 100% correct about his face. I was just saying that yesterday even he came out after others to question why Sark is being stubborn and holding himself back by not using Arch. It's not like Arch can burn his RS. It's like he has 1 package per game (if he even decides to use it). We saw what he could do against aggy, and I have no doubt he could have done the same against UGA at the very minimum instead of relying on a kicker who can't get out of his own way.
  20. You're not wrong, but I guess I meant to say he's the latest in a long line of people scratching their heads. Not Surly posters, people in the media.
  21. This thread kind of makes me rage. We could have won agaonst Georgia had Sark put in Arch. How do I know this? I'm Miss Cleo
  22. Serious question - I don't watch Sark's presses because all pressers bore me. Has any of the media whipped out their clits and asked him specifically why he doesn't use Arch? Because now Finebaum is like wtf is this guy doing not using a mobile qb who can score?
  23. People in the beginning of the thread were wetting their panties over Clemson being some team that will give us problems. I said they were average. Some people wanted to argue Klubnik is some kind of threat (yes, he can run the ball, but he needs to prepare to get the shit knocked out of him) and their defense is good enough to keep us in check (they're not). I'm not saying we're putting up 35 on the dudes, but we're winning by 2+ TD's. Anyway, I don't want to go all the way back through this cesspool and find the people who were lamenting and getting up in arms over a Clemson team who barely got into the playoffs, but if you want to read every comment, have it, chief.
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