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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. No, but I bet they extend the date and haven't released it yet, or I haven't seen it.
  2. It all goes together. We have just enough offense to actually score enough points and let our defense do work. Mack was also Dabo before Dabo, but then he went down the rabbit hole of shitty coaches and couldn't learn to swim. Dabo is too far in to ever have the players to compete with Texas, even if Quinn hinders us. If we score 20, we're fine. Albeit, it might be closer than we want it (which honestly, I doubt. We'll score more than 20), but we're making the semis. That's when we need to buckle up. Clemson and ASU are warm-up games before it gets real.
  3. We have 19-20 INT'S which more than our opponents have TD's against us, and we have 39 sacks. But sure, the #1 defense will have problems with [checks notes] Clemson. Clemson isn't Colorado State, but their defense is worse than ou, Michigan, Kentucky, A&M, Georgia (no shit), and tbh, I'm not looking it up, but maybe even Miss St, etc. Clemson is extremely flawed on both sides of the ball. Their offensive line is....not good. Their RB is pretty good, but their backup is bad. Their best WR Antonio Williams is ok. His production has come against all of the bottom half of the conference. Wesco has been really solid for a frosh. He's the one we need to cover. Edit: wanted to add Klubnik stats are very flawed. Against better competition he played against (USCe) he threw for 290-0-1. Overall he has 3303/33/5 (weird numbers, but whatever. He just loooooove the number 33). Maybe we'll get 33 INT'S and 33 sacks against him to keep it going. Our defense is lightyears better.
  4. I wish I were Vegas. I know i would still be posting on Surly, but more like
  5. Vegas has been pretty spot on for a reason. We have the better defense and could have beaten Georgia if sideshow Bert doesn't was a competent kicker. We at least faced someone with a pulse and took them to OT. Clemson faced....SMU, and needed a FG to win the game. These 2 teams are on an opposite trajectory recruiting-wise. I don't care who the opponent is; when you have more INT's than who you're playing has TD's, that's telling. We're in rw-loading stage, while Dabo is in worship Jesus mode hoping we don't pick off Klubnik 3+ times. If you can't understand the difference between these two teams, I don't know what to tell you.
  6. We'll have enough offense that it won't matter because our defense is #1 in the nation for a reason. Clemson doesn't have the D-line personnel to stop Wisner, and they have exactly 1 DB worth a shit. Is covering all of our WR's? If Bond is out, which isn't a bad thing considering his lack of giving a shit, would propel Wingo in his spot so he can finally do something other than sit on the sidelines while Sark square peg round holes what's not working. Even Blue in the flat can be effective. This isn't 2018-2020 Clemson defense. They like, 6-7 decent players at best. I'm not saying they're Florida, but they damn sure aren't Georgia. Dabo has killed that program. Had he not went full retard and used the poral correctly, we would be having a vastly different discussion. You think Mukuba left because he was homesick? Lol, no. He jumped off a sinking ship to come to a program on the rise.
  7. Put me down for no. 2. This whole "Sark has just been ssving him for the CFP" is stupid. Like the SEC CCG isn't a big deal, let's just leave Arch on the bench so we can get the 5 seed rather than get a bye. See how stupid that logic is? I just think Sark is stupid in this regard with Arch. He's just a stubborn moron. Maybe he got hit in the head and he thinks if he uses Arch more than 4 times he loses his Rs frosh season.
  8. How many Bobby and Gerry sock accounts are there on here? Jesus. We're going to fucking win by 2+ TD's. Klubnik is ass, my dude. Those idiots missed Miami, Duke, GT, BC, Syracuse. They lost to their rival USCe, too. Won by 4 against a 7-5 Pitt, lost by 4 against unranked at the time Louisville(ended up 8-4), won by 10 against a 6-6 VT, and got absolutely mudholed 34-3 by Georgia. Yeah, we should be suuuuper worried about this Clemson team that avoided most of the top of their conference.
  9. I dont think Cole is transferring. I believe he red shirted. Niblack may be back as well. Blue, well, I dunno. He can't stop fumbling so I don't care. I highly doubt the coaches will allow them to shower together.
  10. Mesothelioma if you want to be honest. He may be entitled to to financial compensation. All he needs to do is call 1-800-99-LAW USA today.
  11. The problem is, and literally every talking head as well, is that Sark refuses to use Arch even when the boat is sinking and he needs to when it can give us an advantage. It's maddening that Sark is holding this offense back by not making a package for Arch against [name opponent]. It not only stubborn, it's stupidity.
  12. Shit, I can't even decipher my own typing. All I can tell you is iPhone is absolutely horrible to type on. I don't know about Samsung, but iPhone is absolute shit for threads. Man I wish I could find some ludes. I've always wanted to see what it felt like to be on them. Sucks they're banned. Booooo! I figured it out - it should say "it didn't matter if we were in the SEC"
  13. Yes. Yes we are. Then when we make it to Oregon, Mukuba will lay the wood to Evan Stewart, while Simmons, Ant, Trey Moore, and Sorrell fuck Gabriel up. Our offense will clean their defense.
  14. Jamie Ffrench said he's watched video of Lockett and says he's winning every single 50/50 ball. He's a gamer. He also compared Daylan to some Lions #14 player. No idea who it is. Amtway. He's excited and said it didn't matter if we were in the SEC, once he saw Austin it was over, even if we were still in that shitty conference we a abandoned in the desert like trash.
  15. The most punchable face in all of sports on par with Don King.
  16. Just want to say, anyone who is actually worried about Clemson should probably skip the game and finally put up that fence your wife has been complaining about. There's a reason we're a -11 point favorite. They kinda suck.
  17. Dusty is actually competent and isn't a bad listen at all. He's not some Longhorn hater. He actually gives us props. He's not the same dumbass as he was in college. The man grew up, realized he was a moron, and has been good to listen to during games. He's very tolerable and knows how to diagnose plays. Sooner or not, I like the dude as a commentator.
  18. I edited my post because it was hyperbole. It was a stupid post on my part even when I was kidding mostly. Quinn had a pretty decent game, Stockton came in for like 3 series, so obviously I wouldn't literally take him over Quinn. Quinn has 31 starts, regardless of his shortcomings. He's still better than frosh/RS frosh.
  19. I'll take USC in this one. Better offense and an improved defense. Plus aggy has no offense, anyway. If they still had Moss I would take aggy, but alas, they don't.
  20. I'm interested to see if Mukuba knows their offense enough to let the defense know what's coming. I like Wesco and hope he gets covered well end that he's not a factor, but mainly I'm curious to see how/if Mukuba can diagnose their offense.
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