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William Bludworth

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  1. I've added some of the woes. Sark is a terrible HC. I don't want to hear the back to back bullshit. If he knew how to coach, and learned anything from Saban, he would have more than 5 plays, attempted to get Terry involved in the RB, even as a blocker if nothing else, but really just simple down the plays and allow him to punish their front 4-5. Where is Winston and why are we not even trying to use Townsend, even as a short yardage back? He's a fucking freak athlete. Sark is going to get Wisner killed or injured and we're only on game 6, which he finally broke the 200+ yard mark for rushing. Yay? He gave Clark 3 whole carries, and he was averaging 4.5 ypc, then pulled him. He's a fucking simp. The most pathetic, scared, easiest HC to scheme against. He does not make QBs better, he makes them worse. He hired his buddies and now we have exactly what you get when you hire your buddies - an O-line that could get dominated by Duncanville, but a recruiter in Banks who doesn't know how to use the TE's he's recruited. His ST are absolute parvo. I give him zero credit for Niblett. Niblett gets the credit for himself. Our defense needs a lot of work in pass pro. Like, a lot. Only consistency is Taaffe (10 fucking tackles. Holy shit), Jelani Mcdonald (9 tackles), Muhammad (6 tackles), Littleton, and D. Williams finally back since ou seem to be the only consistent players in the secondary who knew where to be last night. And no, I'm not even remotely close to giving up on Littleton. He had an above average game for the second time this year, but has been consistently consistent overall this season (2 INT's as a frosh). People knee-jerked on him, and he had 4 tackles. Don't let the numbers fool you (6 tackles) last night and (5) against Florida, Gilbeau is Asswater. Our DL/DE/LB are absolutely elite (Ant with 12 fucking tackles. Holy fuck!). Zero question. I have no idea why they barely played Spence. It's as much of a mystery as why Helobious was cheering on Gonzalez for Kentucky. We have a Garza and a Cruz on our team. They finally allowed Simmons to let loose, which resulted in 4 tackles with 3 sacks (7 for the season), and while he needs to learn a swim move, he's learning as he goes. Sellers, I don't know. He seems like he sucks. Baker is getting it, but he still has work to do. If we win more than 8 games this season, it's because of the defense. Also, welcome back, Derek Williams!
  2. So you blocked either a buddy/or the wife from the liquor cabinet that they were trying to keep you from? 1 person? I saw literally one block he had, and it was a chip block, not even a man block.
  3. Just Google Cole Lourde.
  4. How are we feeling today, my fellow fuck whistles? I tried looking for rope in my garage last night to end my suffering, and I must have misplaced it.
  5. Sark must have no mirrors in his house, or he avoids them so he doesn't have to look into them.
  6. Everything is considered as long as our misery is over.
  7. At least Sark didn't castrate Shipley.
  8. I want the media to absolutely roast Sarkisian. Just go in dry. Call him a moron who cannot call plays to save Jesus' life.
  9. Oh god. Please put me out of my misery. I'm waiting on fault lines that cannot still still. Meteor showers and tidal waves.
  10. Does Flood not grasp flags are bad for moving the chains?
  11. Now we rely on an offense that's...not dependent.
  12. Derek Williams sighting. Nice.
  13. Who fell flat on their face? Lol
  14. God, I can't believe we are going to lose to Kentucky. Wait, yes I can. We have Sarkisian as a HC.
  15. No kidding. He looks into a mirror 5 years in and still convinces himself that what he's doing works.
  16. I'd be happier than Jumbo picking up his aggy check
  17. But but but Arch has turned a corner. Has he?
  18. Who gives a fuck about missed penalties? We're in OT with fucking Kentucky. With a real coach we should be beating their asses by 4 TD's
  19. With the high wizard preaching to them
  20. I'm out, sadly. I've been reduced to xanax that aren't working.
  21. If we lose this, I will view this as bad as losing to App St. Kentucky is that bad.
  22. I quit drinking 8 years ago. This team and season are really, really testing my sobriety.
  23. He doesn't have that killer instinct to win CCG or NC here. We all see it.
  24. You're asking a lot from this offense, my man.
  25. At least Wisner is playing his heart out.
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