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Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
That shit was wider than the walls inside South Austin's mom's cervix.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Nice miss, pussy. Thank your QB for his bullshit antics. Karma came swift.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Burke and Spence, esq LLC.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Utter bullshit. That's where the the refs need to look at a flag.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Pavia is such a pussy. I hope Ant or Simmons puts him in a coma.
Bitch made bitch
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Now that I look at it, I concur.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Did he get on Draft Kings and make a bet?
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Jesus Christ, Filsaime. But why?
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Lefau can do no wrong. I don't want to hear it.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Yeah, but they're #9 and we're fixing to be #15, and they will still make a decent bowl, and our CFP chances are still alive. So it's a win-win
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Choke them hoes out like they swiped your credit card and tried to roofie you.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Arch to Moseley is pure poetry. Beautiful.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
I'll fucking take it! Have you seen what we were? We might as well be prime Tom Brady and the Pats at this point.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Good gawd. Arch is actually Arching. Like, now everyone after this game in the media will suck him off.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Dude, but for real. It did something, that cannot be debated. It's like this story I read about a guy who had severe OCD, and one day he fell off his roof or hit his head somehow and it literally cured him. The brain is both amazing and fascinating.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Dude, what the fuck has happened to Arch? What the fuck has happened to our line blocking? What is going on here?
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Sarkisian needs to stop running Wisner straight up the middle. That's not his running style.
Jagger is straight cash, yo!
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Yes. Yes he is. Absolutely valuable. Would have been nice if he had been available for the first 7 games of the season.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
If Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy/Lesbo Hedlun can unfuck their faces, that would be amazing.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Brad Spence, son! Motherfucker has a motor like a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
1st half: We're gonna fucking murder them! We're up by 2 TDs! They suck asshole juice!
2nd half: We're up by two scores, this can quickly turn into a one score game.
Never change, Surly.
Texas vs. Vanderbilt - 11am on ABC
You work? Plebian. Just stay on Surly for all hours of the day and drink like the rest of us.
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