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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I probably missed it, but for those of you who are avid watchers of HS football, what do y'all think of Grayson Rigdon moving up? I had never heard of him until he showed up on my Google sports feed. He's apparently a 6 man football legend who played close to where my wife and I live, but I've never even seen a 6 man game before. Do any of you think him moving up will have any impact, or does he just fade away and we never hear of him again? I'm genuinely curious as to what all of you think about this kid.
  2. If we're going crazy I'm going to put out to the universe that he's a combo of Andre Johnson and DeAndre Hopkins. Throw him in the weight room, feed him through a tube while sleeping, then send that guy out there to fuck start anyone's head who gets in his way. And Ffrench can be Julio Jones and DK Metcalf with a little AJ Brown sprinkled in. We don't need RBs anymore.
  3. Oh, they don't work there. They just steal McDonald's WIFI. They're more of a hand me down type of fan base.
  4. Of course they are. They're literal walking fecal matter who procreate. Losers want others to be at their level. You know, it's funny. We still have 4 more backs better than their starter, and two of ours are true frosh.
  5. Man, what a bummer. Make her pay you back and y'all make a trip down here to Austin.
  6. Oh, absolutely. Even if the NCAA "vacated"!the wins, they'll still claim it. Which I don't blame them, but Harbaugh is a sleezeball.
  7. Looks like a divorce is in order, bud. My condolences
  8. Hell yeah he knew lol. He also knew he could do it and bail whenever he wanted because every year an NFL team was trying wish cast him into their program. He gave absolutely no fucks whatsoever.
  9. We about to clean up It also just dawned on me how big of a nerd I am waiting on a teenager to pick my school lol.
  10. Hook Em, Kaliq 🤘 Welcome to the 40, and thank you for making aggys all over tear up today envisioning their slide down the rankings.
  11. I mean, I get it. Kids need to have a break from all the nonsense coaches try to speak to them, but a 4 year show-cause seems like something you would give Tosh Lupoi for handing out bags of cash.
  12. Bro, I feel this in my whole body lol. If literally anyone other than Arthur Smith coached that team, we would have been kings each week.
  13. We're his dream school. Let's hold hands and form a prayer circle that he breaks the curse.
  14. You gonna be at the game, @Juicy?
  15. Not SEC gud. Bummer for those dweebs.
  16. It's the same fans that think Taurean York isn't undersized and is "SEC-sized" at 5'10 1/4 and 215lbs. They're all learned doctors and scholars.
  17. Them ladies are scaaaaaaared. Trying to hype themselves up into believing we're still coached by Tom Herman and Charlie Strong, which is why they keep parroting the losses rather than not being retarded and seeing that each year we've actually gotten better and made their wet dream (CFP). They admit we've loaded up, and recruited well, but then somehow deduce that we're not ready for that "SEC grind", while also simultaneously saying we have a weak schedule. And also apparently we've never been to loud stadiums that just want to beat us, and we don't travel, so the only fans in the stadium are the home crowd or some shit. I would ask someone to make it make sense, but the only answer is they're fucking aggy (or if we're being redundant, retarded).
  18. OK, had to Google her age. We good.
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