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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Oh, they don't work there. They just steal McDonald's WIFI. They're more of a hand me down type of fan base.
  2. Of course they are. They're literal walking fecal matter who procreate. Losers want others to be at their level. You know, it's funny. We still have 4 more backs better than their starter, and two of ours are true frosh.
  3. Man, what a bummer. Make her pay you back and y'all make a trip down here to Austin.
  4. Oh, absolutely. Even if the NCAA "vacated"!the wins, they'll still claim it. Which I don't blame them, but Harbaugh is a sleezeball.
  5. Looks like a divorce is in order, bud. My condolences
  6. Hell yeah he knew lol. He also knew he could do it and bail whenever he wanted because every year an NFL team was trying wish cast him into their program. He gave absolutely no fucks whatsoever.
  7. We about to clean up It also just dawned on me how big of a nerd I am waiting on a teenager to pick my school lol.
  8. Hook Em, Kaliq 🤘 Welcome to the 40, and thank you for making aggys all over tear up today envisioning their slide down the rankings.
  9. I mean, I get it. Kids need to have a break from all the nonsense coaches try to speak to them, but a 4 year show-cause seems like something you would give Tosh Lupoi for handing out bags of cash.
  10. Bro, I feel this in my whole body lol. If literally anyone other than Arthur Smith coached that team, we would have been kings each week.
  11. We're his dream school. Let's hold hands and form a prayer circle that he breaks the curse.
  12. You gonna be at the game, @Juicy?
  13. Not SEC gud. Bummer for those dweebs.
  14. It's the same fans that think Taurean York isn't undersized and is "SEC-sized" at 5'10 1/4 and 215lbs. They're all learned doctors and scholars.
  15. Them ladies are scaaaaaaared. Trying to hype themselves up into believing we're still coached by Tom Herman and Charlie Strong, which is why they keep parroting the losses rather than not being retarded and seeing that each year we've actually gotten better and made their wet dream (CFP). They admit we've loaded up, and recruited well, but then somehow deduce that we're not ready for that "SEC grind", while also simultaneously saying we have a weak schedule. And also apparently we've never been to loud stadiums that just want to beat us, and we don't travel, so the only fans in the stadium are the home crowd or some shit. I would ask someone to make it make sense, but the only answer is they're fucking aggy (or if we're being redundant, retarded).
  16. OK, had to Google her age. We good.
  17. I've been having a movie marathon the last 2 days and so far I've watched Deadpool and Wolverine, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Ong-Bak Thai Warrior, Monkey Man, Sisu, and Clean.
  18. Really enjoyed this movie. It's still the third best of the Deadpool movies, but overall it was funny and had some good fighting. It was good to see X-23 again, and seeing Channing Tatum as Gambit was awesome. Chris Evans as Johnny Storm was a pleasant surprise and funny.
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