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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 8 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

    The plan was to take two RBs this year if possible and then focus on Evans next year. Cooper can be recruited in the Jake Smith role if I'm not mistaken.

    Nice. I wouldn't think Brown would scare away Sanders, but I also don't know if Sanders would want to be the only back taken. Cooper, if I'm not mistaken is basically a do everything type of player, correct?

  2. 19 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

    Threesomes & whisky references , fuck offs to Sooner/Aggy, DGAFedness & overall surly disposition combined with sarcasm and wit.

    Well done.

    Just doing my duty as a fellow asshole who's better than meth heads and adult men who wear milkman outfits in their daily lives. 

  3. Let me tell you something about aggy: They're about to lose Demas and a few others when Texas gets their shit together this season. Texas is fired up and it's gonna show against TCU. Now that they've finally tasted that high profile win, we taken all their 3 good recruits.

  4. We're a blue blood and royalty  in college football, so fuck yeah we deserve better, and the criticisms are justified. Tim Beck? Do they really think one of the most inept offensive minds who knows dick about calling plays makes us happy? We have the athletes to compete, so yeah, we deserve better. Fuck those who think otherwise. Several other coaches have managed to shit the bed in season 1 only to turn it around in year 2. Saban, Frost, Malzahn, Urban Meyer, Pete Carroll, and the list goes on. Herman doesn't realize he's a dumbass who thinks he can change Beck from a mediocre OC to a respectable one. Obviously that's not going to happen when you have to take over play calling due to his ineptitude. It's like Herman lauded himself Mensa, but comes across as a dipshit who's digging his own have because of his stubbornness. He's losing recruits to aggy, who we all know is basically a glorified NAIA team who never does anything with his talent. Winston? Fine. He's their Vince Young. Before and after he just flat out got gang raped by other schools with equal talent. Herman needs to understand that in order to win you can't lose out to aggy for the inbred and sister fucking college for hillbillies. /rant over 

  5. 16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    With all that talent going into last year it's amazing I still consider him respectable. All of the sudden he couldn't have an adequate backup? I thought he was a qb guru?

    Let's also not forget that Dabo lost to Syracuse, too. I guess their qb is better than Mond, and their team is better than aggy? I understand he's your coach, but remember Jimbo is in a far tougher conference, and his chances at actually winning it are the same chances of me winning the lottery while having a threesome with Ruby Rose and Adriana Lima.

  6. The best qb they've ever had went to the cotton bowl, and then regressed the next season. With Mike Evans and an impressive line. And all they could muster was a cotton bowl victory? Aggy will always be aggy. They're on par with Ole Miss, Baylor, Arizona, etc. They're a second tier program. No amount of talent is going to make them contenders in their own conference. Jimbo went full fetal when Bama face fucked them and broke their qb. LSU and Auburn will do the same annually. I'm not even worried. Kids will see that it can't happen at aggy. Jimbo will be fired or he'll move on when they turn on him. They would have ruined Adrian Peterson had he gone there. 

  7. 14 hours ago, bizzle said:

    was he really even respectable? amazing he held on to his job imo.

    With all that talent going into last year it's amazing I still consider him respectable. All of the sudden he couldn't have an adequate backup? I thought he was a qb guru?

  8. Aggy (so far) is getting some good players, but the day they get program changers will be the first. Any time they've ever out- recruited us they've never been able to do anything but squander the talent. Jimbo isn't any different. It too a Hercules talent like Winston to make Fisher "respectable" (even though he sucks and couldn't win the ACC more than twice, all while recruiting better than anyone in that conference. Do you honestly think he's going to somehow get good at aggy, even though they still have to play Bama, Auburn, LSU, and Miss St every year? He couldn't best Clemson in the end in a much weaker conference. The sky isn't falling, we'll be fine like always. Aggy will always aggy it up. It's what they do.

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  9. 5 hours ago, runthebone said:

    Maryland is a cupcake.  Jesus. 

    Not to mention we get a fucking cupcake every year in Kansas, and what the fuck happened? Jesus I'm tired of this shit. But, I'll be back for more punishment next Saturday per usual.

  10. 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Riley went to the playoffs and should have went to the national championship his debut season and will be a playoff contender again. He's did much more than just 'win his first game'. 

    Well, fuck. I don't watch high school football, but I saw it posted that he won his fist game. Maybe it was at a new school?

     

    Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I dunno. Whoever coaches SLC, I think?

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