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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

    Case would have torched Maryland.  

    I have zero doubts about this. Literally any other qb in the country would have torched Maryland. They have three QB's who somehow pick up right where they left off, and so do we.

  2. 17 hours ago, ousux said:

    By game 2, Jimbo was already mentally head corch of aggy you stupid sip..

    At that point he was already thinking of the wondrous things he was going to do with Mond, Starkel and manbun, and tbh...Rojo as well, but that didn't quite work out as planned.

    I guess you're right. When you've been with a 10 for so long I guess love makes you want to go home with a 2. 

  3. Here's my question: If Fisher is elite and gets the most out of his qb talent, then explain what happened after Francois went down? Did he forget to develop a backup in case, you know, his starter went down? And let's not bullshit here, FSU has a 4 QB's on their roster that would boat race anything y'all have. 

  4. 9 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

    I don't think anyone is blaming the kid for picking the team with more recent success.  The issue is with taking an unnecessary shot at UT in doing so - particularly when a portion of OSU's recent success can be attributed to the coach now at UT.   It kind of made him look like a bitch - which he may or may not be.  But now we're left wondering.  

    Not to mention they haven't had a 1000 yard receiver since something like 2002?

  5. 7 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

    Kim Anderson-Perkins De Biaggio?  Lady, pick a fucking last name.  You can't have all of them

    Oh yeah? Well Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy says otherwise.

    I really didn't want to type that out, but it's real.

  6. 15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

     


    We’ve really gotta improve our bag game if we make the kid pay his own way here to collect his cash.

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    It's just Herman testing the kid to see how bad he wants it, that's all. 

  7. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    Just so BigVegasHorn26 can go fuck his miserable self, sure. 

    Orlando went and saw him in the spring evaluation period after a friend of the program gave them a heads up that the kid is a stud. One of those raw Florida guys that feeds the SEC, Clemson, Miami and FSU. 

    In June, he measured 6’1” without shoes, weighed 218 and ran a 4.27 shuttle. He has a 76 inch wingspan. Those are no bullshit measurements from someone who was present. 

    He likes and has liked Texas for a while. Texas has been working on him for months and they’ve built up to this moment with him. It’s not a “in the moment” scenario for a noob recruit. 

    I realize that the $9.95-ers haven’t had this guy on the radar, so handwringers in the fan base  can’t understand the commit and need EJ Holland or Geoff Ketchum to give them an update so they can know how to feel, but people who know what the fuck they’re doing within the program and near it think they’re stealing this guy.

    Your cantankerous nature is awesome. Also, thanks for the info.

  8. 3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

    Seems unusual for a guy to come out of nowhere and publicly commit within 24 hrs of his first visit to a place.  I'm going to assume TO has been talking to him for a while and has probably been out to see him. 

    Commited to FL a year ago and was all gator, then seemed hurt that shark humper was let go.

    Shit, I can't wait for aggy to say he was paid for. You know, them being unaware that they have had that happen about 3 times now.

  9. On 7/10/2018 at 11:41 PM, UcancallmeSurly said:

    I lived minutes from Dahmer’s childhood home in NEOhio.

    Charles Manson is from Cincy & Marilyn Manson is from Canton.  The only redeeming quality about Ohio is that there is such a predominant ratio of douchebags that I could bang the best in class chicks with ease.

    should also be noted that Urban Meyer has been back 6 years & hasnt had a heart attack nor caught with a coed.. bad tasting food & subpar coeds.

    Give it time on Meyer. It only takes one 8 win season before his "Illness" strikes again, and then he miraculously takes a year off to go coach another team. 

     

    Pretty interesting facts about both Mansons, though. 

  10. 5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

    1st round draft picks usually get a bigger leash. Especially QBs. Teams just don't want to give up on them that easy. Which is understandable. 

    Oh I could definitely understand if he wasn't such a dick head and do stupid shit every chance he gets. The guy is a cancer, and he's not even that talented. He's a regard, who, without Mike Evans, would do as well as Akili Smith. At least our defense doesn't have a bunch of tards, other than Hargreaves. 

  11. 15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Agreed. He isn't that great at all. In fact, he's not even that good. 

    No argument from me. It's baffling why they keep him. He's average, and comes with baggage. Wtf? I swear that organization is run by monkeys. Dirk is a dipshit who hires an OC, yet calls the plays. At least we finally got a RB worth a shit (hopefully), rather than trotting out Charles Sims, Peyton Barber, and an oft-injured, ped using Doug Martin. 

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