Funk Doctor Spock

His eyes are running away from each other. I can't stop looking. Make it stop.

Holy shit hahahaha. I cannot believe that is real. That is both hilarious and, well, that's just fucking insane. Did anyone ever figure out her name?

Gerry was shit talking Slo'Neal this morning. Said he's been cut from every team other than the Cypress little league lol Weird. My main vet (who retired) was an aggy, but he was cool. Always shit talking me when we took our dogs in. He was phenomenal. Now they have a bunch of Okie Lite vets. It makes sense considering they're all retarded and we switched vets. Out new vet is a Longhorn grad/Aggy vet grad. It's always dope seeing him in his Longhorns scrubs. Dude looooves our horns. He found out I was a graduate and he actually gives us preferred treatment. Helped us when our last pup was laid to rest in April. Suoer nice guy. I feel like it was fate that we met him. Didn't even charge us for the procedure. Said we're always there for our pups and we're good. Top 2 best vets I've ever had.

I see we're still bickering over Quinn. Is there a stopping point, cause you're just going in circles. Bitch to bitch is fine, but got damn, y'all really in your feelings right now. He is who he is. He's not going superman, he'll throw 2 TD's at most and let the defense beat the shit out of the opponents offense and we walk away victorious. This has heen done all season outside of 2 games against inferior opponents, which one of them hurt his supposed "abs" he had been working on.

Fucking over LSU is always a nice surprise. It's like going out to eat a steak dinner by yourself and a hot porn star wants to sit in your lap.

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

That's called coping He'll be here for Kentucky, but if his team wins their game on Friday before Tex/Aggy (which they're favored), he won't be able to make it, which is a shame. Exactly this. He's a JAG.

OK, OK, you know I'm retarded. What's it to you?

Yes. It was comically close before the 4th quarter. I don't remember the exact score but it was low. Like, embarrassingly low before they pulled away. Those clowns aren't beating anyone with a pulse. LSU sucks and we're about to land 5 star former commit, Kade Phillips again, and Mizzou has been a running joke all season.

You and me both.

Jesus Christ on crutches, we aren't losing to those sheep fucking weirdo aggys. Good lord. They have, again, a shit QB, no offensive identity, no RB, no WRs worth a shit, no TE, and an average defense. Quinn with a puss, er I mean abdominal strain could beat them. We are literally better in every aspect. I don't give a shit if it's at night in that bat shit covered stadium, we aren't losing. None of those morons on that team know what it's like to play us. It's just another game for us to beat them in. They can hype themselves up all they want, but remember, they barely put up 38 points against NMSU, and it was 7-3 in the 3rd qrt. Man, y'all gotta stop worrying. You're starting to sound like Bobby and Gerry against Michigan, ou, Vandy, and Arky. Just trembling that an upset can happen. No shit it could. Will it? Fucking mo.

Fify

This would be fucking stellar. Williams, Hicks, Phillips. Yes, please. Fuck it, give him a shot a corner. It can't hurt.