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    OU has trap games it's true, but when you are as universally hated as Texas, you have to have the horses to play in everybody's super bowl every week. Additionally I love the horns but if someone offered me a way to take care of my family when I went off to college I'd take it. 50k? Yeah fuck Texas where do I sign? Edit: We offer internships. They are offering paid jobs and a chance to win championships. Surprised we get anyone really.
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    Todays Texas fans would have demanded Royal be fired after the first season. We have no offensive tackles, no linebackers, shitty depth and the delusion that if we bring in a new coach every three years we can fix it. We have a unhealthy schizophrenic entitlement, "We're Texas", that keeps us from building a solid program. If Sark isn't given time to build something here I'm done. No one is going to win here until we commit to a coach, humble ourselves and buy the players we need to compete.
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    He did, but the question was do you want to meet South Austin's mom? He's really pulled all the stops out on this recruitment.
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    I think they call them rainbow parties.
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    Turtling is quite a feat when you're getting your stool pushed into your throat.
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    We get what we pay for. We have a worker shortage because we are paying minimum wage. This shit isn't rocket science and no matter how many coaches we fire this won't change. Blue Bloods hate to pay "the help", and until we embrace this we should get rid of Bevo and make the groundhog our damn mascot.
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    Close up of my sports Vagina.
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    Somedays I wish I could decommit or hit the portal. Not sure I have enough life left to see another conference championship. I'm going to take my talents to pursue alcohol abuse. Please respect my decision
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    If Roach could screw up the Banks deal, it never was a deal. We need a Surly Conan's Savage fund for Offensive lineman. I bet Conan's would sponsor the damn thing. Set it up as a second badge so it doesn't hurt the tight end room. Savage of the week interview. Lunch with the Savages. I'm good for 500.00 a year and I'm not even a nurse. Edited to add. Think of the Savage merch. The Savage Burnt Ends Club.
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    Interesting look at what Coach Flood means to the o-line. Recruiting related because it's not Flood that's the problem. We are being outbid for tackles. Watch the last five and a half minutes of this. "People asked, what changed?"
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    Probably should have put it all together when you had the only eight year old Eagle Scout in the state.
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    Back in the Vince and Colt days we used to spot teams (Ok State, Texas Tech) huge leads then come back and win. Sucks to be on the other side of it, especially against dust bowl U. I'm hopeful that we stop f'n around and start buying offensive tackles like the big boys. There is a reason they get the NFL contracts they do. Without them any QB can look bad. Any team can look bad.
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    I just want to know where I can send my offensive line bag money.
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    Until we can buy the O-line we need we are all just pissing in the wind.
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    On the plus side notice is served and I live in a state where pot is legal.
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    someone needs to screen save all this so we know who the eternal bitchs are. go smoke a joint ya god damned pussy.
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    We are all team grackle. Sark is rubbing his woodcock all on Jimbo's face as he fucks the prom queen.
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    The curse of John David Grackle continues.
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    Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive.
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    Lincoln Riley spiked Sark's Gatorade bottle.
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    Give him a raise so he can buy in even better.
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    Everyware
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    The ones on the front row look like they are being Futureman'd.
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    The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms.

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