PhillyHorn1

Lol at yall, go Green Bay, or my brother's team 49ers. Fuck Dallas, hate them. Oliers love.

#gopackgo I'm from TX love UT but fuck Cowboys. I, like my father before me, wanted Houston Oliers to live. Fuck jerray and fuck yall's tears. BTW I started to cheer for those cheese curds when I was young. I hate Aa-ron. But go Jordan Love. Lol at yall

Hmm, I thought this was their hand sign:

Man, Mack needs to retire. His teams still look as tired as he feels. Mayo shower or no, time to go bro.

Maybe, I am a whore 😶

It was a one time thing, baby.

Don't jizz and tell. Not a whore.

I think I've given someone a mayo shower before 🤔

Pretty sure this is the other way around. I assume you're actually 5'8" and 150 soaking wet. Which you probably are constantly considering where you live, and you're a pussy. But keep talking shit on a football forum 🙄. This whole interaction from you reminds of this: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Conner is also garbage. It's like watching a 330lb moron on skates. Dude is balls. Why they don't replace him with Hutson (if he's healthy), I don't know. Hayden Conner:

Holy shit... that is amazing.

Just play Doom and tell them you are killing the devil. Worked for my dad. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/top/ they will post multiple streams