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Ghost of LL

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  1. That'd be a DEI inclusion. And we don't play that anymore.
  2. In complete fairness--and I really can't believe you're making me stick up for Ted fuckface Cruz--it's only five slots. And the slots haven't yet been activated. So Cruz's advocacy for five additional slots didn't have anything to do with this crash. Goddamnit--now I need a fucking shower.
  3. I mean, a chance? Sure. But not terribly likely I wouldn’t think. Much more likely a pilot fuck-up.
  4. My son is a sophomore. He's a good student. I mean, real good. He has a GPA that's north of 4.0 at Westlake. At the same time, he's not the valedictorian or anything like that. So I was surprised when I got home yesterday and saw a promotional mailer to him from Columbia. I mean, I didn't know an Ivy League school sent out mailers to high school students. I mean, no Ivy League school ever sent any promotional materials to me when I was in high school. But anyway--and not to take anything away--I couldn't help wonder whether this had something to do with Columbia having been a shitshow for the past year. I don't know what their application numbers look like, but I wonder if they haven't seen a material decrease.
  5. I'm going to tell you what--if this law thing doesn't work out, Brisket could have a future as a professional ghostwriter of eulogies. That was beautiful, man.
  6. COYS How’s the lounge, you ask? Well, it’s really quite lovely, thank you
  7. Pretty remarkable how right around the rest of the world we manage to blow dry our hair in the bathroom without electrocuting ourselves. We must all be goddamned supermen.
  8. I took your suggestion and am at the Edition, and you're right that the location is perfect. But this is now the second Marriott property I've stayed at in or hear Soho (the other being the W a couple years ago), and in both instances there are no electrical outlets in the bathroom. So I have to go out to the entry hall to find a place where there is an outlet near a mirror. What the fuck is up with that?
  9. Do what I do--don't re-register your car. Seriously. I'm white. I haven't registered my car since 2020. Guess who gives a fuck? NOBODY!
  10. There's no real story. Counties govern themselves, and the Constitution prohibits the Legislature from "regulating the affairs of counties, cities, towns, wards or school districts." Tex. Const. art. III, sec. 56. So in kinda the same way that Congress cannot have a law that applies only to Alabama, the Constitution does not permit the Legislature to legislate for each individual county. So the Legislature gets around that through inventive definitions typically tied to population and/or geography. And yes--they do go in once every ten years and have a housekeeping bill to update those population numbers. But I don't know whether they're going to have a housekeeping bill to update the name of the Gulf of Mexico. For my part, I'm not saying shit about it. Until one day, when it benefits a client. At some point, I'm definitely filing a summary-judgment motion saying "this law doesn't apply to my client because there ain't no thing as no Gulf of Mexico, you America-hating libtard."
  11. Oh my fucking god, I just realized something as I was sitting here just minding my own business doing law stuff. There are a metric asston of Texas statutes that apply to some counties and not others. But under the Texas Constitution, the Legislature can't single out counties by name. So they do things like "counties with a population of more than 1,000,000" or "counties with a population of less than 40,000" or "counties with a population of more than 30,000 and less than 36,000 that borders the Red River." And sometimes they do things like . . . just to take a statute at random . . . "Subsection (a-8) does not apply to a county that borders the United Mexican States and the Gulf of Mexico or a county adjacent to a county that borders the United Mexican States and the Gulf of Mexico." Tex. Water Code 13.254(a-9). Huh--so that's interesting. Aint no fucking Gulf of Mexico in these here United States of American anymore, libtard. So I think Subjection (a-8) now applies statewide. Your move, Paxton.
  12. And the squirrel on Cesar Chavez got it because he couldn't make up his mind. If he'd dashed across the (nearly deserted) road, he'd've been fine. But no--he had to stop in my lane and change directions four times, paralyzed by his indecision about whether to finish crossing. Look, bud--it's icy. I'm not hitting my brakes for you. And I'm not changing lanes. Particularly when I can't figure out what fucking direction you're going to decide to go. But it's ok--all is not lost. If you just hunker down in the middle lane as I drive overhead, you'll be fine. In fact, you'll get a nice little warm breeze from my exhau . . . Nope. Thunk. Dumbass.
  13. Yeah. MoPac and the downtown streets are more-or-less fine. But getting to MoPac is a bear. Loop 360 was worse than I've ever seen it. I'd say give it a couple hours for some other intrepid souls to help melt some of that ice on the lanes of traffic. I think it'll be fine before too long, but right now it's pretty bad.
  14. In ordinary times, Joe Biden would go down as a very good president owing to the infrastructure act, the CHIPS Act, and the inflation-reduction act. But these were not ordinary times. Biden treated them as they they were ordinary times, but they weren't. Joe Biden never had the first clue what it was going to take to defend the Republic. So he nominated people like Merrick Garland. And in so doing, Biden failed in his foremost job duty: to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
  15. That is great. Good for him. My son got to do that when he was about that age. He got to take one adult down with him, and he chose his grandfather. So I missed out. But it's a great memory for my son doing something cool with his late grandfather, so that's probably a net-positive for me.
  16. Well, I guess that's something.
  17. Fuck--I'm going to be there next week to see us play Leicester, and it's starting to look more and more like a critical battle to avoid relegation.
  18. I mean, ok. But they still have tickets to all the good inaugural balls. Right?
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