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Reese Bennett

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  1. Moro Ojomo got his first sack today. Not bad for a guy who isn’t old enough to go senior prom.
  2. Will he still have a good get-off with the new artificial limb?
  3. A Cal guy bought me In-N-Out once but ultimately it was not enough to get me into the portal. Getting a shake with the burger and fries might have done it but he couldn't make the numbers work.
  4. No way. This will be Nicklaus-at-the-1986-Masters kind of greatness.
  5. I'm so old I remember when Phi Slamma Jamma vs The Doctors of Dunk was the de facto championship game.
  6. OK, but he's been coached up by an ex-Aggie Head Coach so you know he's good.
  7. Of the three peewee football friends we were trying to recruit, we ended up with the lowest ranked one, but Hayden Conner will have the best pro career.
  8. I was told the Bama coach is some kind of savant who always outcoached his opponents, but he just seems like a dick. Not quite Venables level, but still a dick.
  9. Any D-linemen in this Bama game we'd want to entice? It already looks like Williams is unhappy, so I'm going to go ahead and put him in the calculator as our one WR transfer.
  10. I don't understand the distinction. How are there two groups of players who played in no bowl games?
  11. Had a precautionary MRI, not as bad as initially feared, may never walk again.
  12. The mass of Jesus + Earth would create a gravitational force that would pull that stream away from the channel. And what planet is he walking on anyway?
  13. "Hey, we'll need a new center next year." (Runs out of the room while ducking and dodging the hurled trash missiles.)
  14. It's so when he wears his hat backwards CARDS is still upside down.
  15. Two things: the portal/transfer stuff was spun off and for the most part, we are no longer desperate and trying to constantly ignore mediocrity with pages upon pages devoted to chicken fried steak.
  16. Jeez, that's really bad. It's something I would expect out of aggy but I always thought of ou as a more competent type of suck.
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