Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Well, if they win, they will be the first 16-win team since Yale did it in the 1800s.
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Houston Oilers
Fuck Bud Adams and his whole line, the fucking bastard.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I'm so tired of all the sunshine pumping around here.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I don't know much about this Sikorsky fellow, but something tells me he's more of a man than most.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Man, Stroh should take some theater classes. If he's going to be a huge red-headed incompetent villain in real life, he should cash in on it with movie appearances. His sidekick could be Jaggy "Wormtongue" McJaggerson.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I tell my sales team to fleece the rubes and do it repeatedly by using whatever unethical means are necessary. I then cheat on my taxes.
- 2026 Fiesta Bowl - Miami vs. Ole Miss (CFP Semifinal #1)
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
One million is not one million after agent fees and taxes. Of course the 500k is going to make a difference. Also, every player should be using some of that money and taking out a large Lloyd's type of injury insurance (I assume there are still places to get those, right?).
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Look guys, Sark has said repeatedly that he does not bring up NIL until the very last moment. We're just in the phase where the staff is highlighting how great the culture is at Texas and how every player (except those that hit the portal) has bought in to the vision. So, patience. Once our targets understand how great the culture is, we'll get them at a fine discount.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Get him in the weight room for a few months, put some good weight on him, and we'll have an athletic guard who can catch batted down passes.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Points for Texas: QB, NFL player production, better WR room so less double coverage, better defensive backfield so you improve in practice, better team, better coaching. Points for aggy: Uh, well... I guess there's nothing wrong with that.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Now, it looks like a lot of money, but next January, it won't seem like so much.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
They really do need to close the nose with an orange bar or something.
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New Site Software / Theme
Picky point, but the HOT! button on threads seems a bit too inclusive. A couple of posters going back and forth for a few posts seems like it wouldn't fall into the traditional HOT! category and if everything is HOT!, then is anything really HOT!? For instance, the Dabo thread is HOT! but only has 4 new posts in it.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Seems too early. There is still the possibility that we could host Oklahoma for a playoff game and once ol' Brent learns how to use him, 750 yards in one game is not out of the question for that kind of talent.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Given the lack of all-in, I'm starting to think we should hire Sherrone Moore as special O-line assistant to Flood so our chances are boosted with the Michigan guys. Too bad Aaron Hernandez is unavailable, as he would be a decent TE coach and help with the Florida players.
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Betty Boop, Blondie and Nancy Drew are free agents
Blondie can get it, as can her daughter. And then there's the neighbor, Tootsie.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
I think Steve was the only character who did not have at least one crying scene.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Is he also a punter, kicker, or long-snapper?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I don't believe I will watch, thank you.
- Texas Roster 2026
- 2026 Rose Bowl - Indiana vs. Alabama
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Clark surprised me yesterday. Sometimes, it takes a good long while to come back from an injury even when you are cleared physically. Perhaps the extra month of practice and getting RB1 reps were what Clark needed to regain confidence. Like others, I don't think you can bet on one game, but it is encouraging. We, uh, just need the, uh, coaching staff to make a good evaluation here regarding portal acquisitions. I was also happy with the wood the secondary brought. There were a few too many easy passes, but they are young and just coming off an Akina season. Will be fun to see how they show up for the first part of next season. Miami proves once again that if you have the dominant O-line or D-line in the country, you stand a good chance of winning it all--or at least a critical game. Sark often talks about building out from the interior, so we'll see if he stays true to that philosophy with this year's portal. I hope so. And with that, I'm ready to travel the vast wilderness of arcane topics and horrible opinions that is the Surly off-season. Hook 'em!
- Texas Roster 2026