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Reese Bennett

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  1. It's a tough deal when the only option for kids like Arch to get ahead in life is either selling drugs or athletics.
  2. Hey, did anyone else hear Gerry is about to call Baxter to Texas?
  3. We now have another Texas Arch to go with the original.
  4. Yeah, maybe stick to the inversion table. The Rack is designed to separate shoulders first then the elbows, knees, wrists, and ankles are dislocated. Finally, your hips are dislocated. Cartilage and ligaments will snap and muscles will be torn so much that they would be useless if you survived. Spend too much time on a tight setting and your organs start to suffer leading to the loss of bodily functions. Plus, once you're on the Rack, you're at the mercy of your family and loved ones who can then rip your toenails out and put hot coals on your torso. It'd be a great time for your wife to question you about those porn links on your laptop and the odd credit card charges to something called OnlyFans.
  5. Saw her once in a Park City bar. She was hammered. No pics because it was in the time of clunky cameras.
  6. The meteorologists work for the National Weather Service, the ones you see on TV are "weather personalities." Who are you going to trust? These people? Or these people?
  7. Milwee's the true genius football mind while Sark is just a figurehead.
  8. You men are a disgrace. Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.
  9. I don't care what those people wear. Fuck Notre Dame.
  10. Ah, we're back to Surly geography. There is no SWND State. In fact, the only public school in the SW part of the state is Dickinson State University in Dickinson which is about 60 miles from both the South Dakota and Montana borders. Now, about Northeast West Virginia State...
  11. Y'all are forgetting about the SEC championship game. The odds are overwhelming that we'll be playing Alabama every year come December. No wonder Saban is a low-down dirty dog and fraidy-cat.
  12. The G is in an odd spot on the helmet. I wouldn't go there.
  13. They have been recruited over at two different schools.
  14. Shit. That means I'll have to get up at 5:00. May sleep in until the third quarter.
  15. Still with it, still creepy. Even more so because there are people like that out there right now. Pace seems to be picking up with the latest episode. (If you're drawn to the murdered wife check out Normal People on Hulu. She's naked a lot after the first episode.)
  16. Quinn will definitely throw more interceptions than Card because Quinn will be playing.
  17. To be clear Arch referred to Athens as a "college town." Austin is not a town. Maybe he likes towns, but he's also said he likes Austin.
  18. The intro here is absurd. Just state your opinion. This is not the Senate Foreign Affairs Chairman reacting to an invasion of Iceland or something. But it's not as stupid as the title: "Billy Liucci reacts to Saban's 'ridiculous' accusations against A&M By Billy Liucci" Just knuckleheaded ridiculousness and rampant ego all around.
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