Now hold on here. I was the first one to make that joke. Me. I was the one. No others are allowed to make that joke. I have over 1,000 rep points and deserve some respect. But no, you people who I once thought were my friends just let some little brother ne'er-do-well johnny-come-lately follow ME to the same joke and nobody comes to my defense? Nobody asks, "What about Reese Bennett's feelings?" I've even started threads on this board and this is the thanks I get? I've invested almost 975 posts here and this is how little you care? I won't stand for it. If I don't get sole rights to that joke in this thread, civilization will crumble and Texas will lie in ruins. I also want that other guy booted out pronto, damn it! I have to warn all of you to expect a sternly worded letter shortly. I might even make a phone call or two. In addition, I'm sure all my new Surly buddies will read this, see the wrong that has been committed, and come to my defense--including my imaginary friends in the state legislature. Surly Horns will rue the day. Rue the day, I say.
--72 hours later--
Uh, yeah, just got carried away there. Please don't neg me anymore. I was just joking. I love being here. Best group of fans anywhere, right? Ha, ha. Never wanted to be on another board. I'm just fine with everyone making that joke. Really. The more the merrier I always say. Oh, and I promise to laugh at every joke about South Austin's mom too. Those are always so original. In fact, I think Linda Livingstone is South Austin's mom. Ha, ha. We're good now aren't we? Pretty please?