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Reese Bennett

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  1. Congrats. You lowered the standards for this thread and that is tough to do.
  2. Yeah, uh, you can’t welcome yourself and frankly, I’m suspicious.
  3. Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."
  4. We always get some kind of ethnic take-out on Christmas Eve. This year, it's Japanese. Wife and daughters will have sushi and I'll have tempura and some kind of teriyaki meat.
  5. I'm from the Night Crew and I'm here to help.
  6. Meditation room = secure space to get blowjobs from college chicks.
  7. Been out most of the evening. Did we get Meyer? No? Well, we will. BDE here (which will surprise my wife).
  8. I don’t want a guy stupid enough to get caught violating recruiting rules. Not BDE.
  9. Working a double shift? Are you talent or just a waitress?
  10. Hard to throw a scimitar.
  11. I'm damn near 60 and I'll take on all of you Urban-doubting bitches as long as I can call time out if my back gets out of whack or I need to catch my breath. Oh, and can I start with a Bowie knife?
  12. All of Ohio when Urban announces.
  13. I'm feeling good.
  14. Fuck. I was going to post a 747 on page 747 but by the time I got to the bottom of the page we were on 748.
  15. I remain confident in the Urban renewal as I digest my evening meal of red beans and rice with andouille and smoked ham hocks.
  16. Yeah, Geiger took that hard but at least he went on to win in life by inventing something useful.
  17. Nobody cares about Tom Herman optics and if they do, it won't last long. What about the optics of losing to the thieves and cockroaches while having a recruiting class that falls between Tennessee/Wisconsin and Ole Miss/Maryland? In recruiting, we are closer to Arkansas than North fucking Carolina. We are closer to Boston College than the fucking Sooners. How about that for optics? When multiple captains quit on your team, what are the optics? When you get drunk flying around on big cigar personal jets while your wife tries to wreck the plane is that an optic we should be concerned about? What about the optics when Herman can't fire a WR coach who is actively undermining him and setting the WR room on fire? Did you enjoy the optics of our OL missing stunts all year? Fuck optics. Bring me someone who can fully weaponize the University of Texas. Bring me Urban or die trying.
  18. (I don't know shit.)
  19. Just let Alabama, Clemson, and Ohio State play a double-loss round robin. There's no other fourth team that stands a chance and you'd just be giving Alabama a freebie while the other two beat each other up.
  20. Well, he ain't Sherman at least.
  21. Day crew couldn't manage 10 pages, even with the stuff Night Shift left them this morning. Low. Energy.
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