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  1. Reese Bennett
    We should chip in and buy all the OU trophies and then threaten to melt them down into one big gold longhorn. Some gooner stooge would fork over enough money for years of tailgates to keep that from happening.
  2. Reese Bennett
    Now that's a humble brag.
  3. Reese Bennett
    This is the kind of shit we need more of so the thread can reach 350 pages.
  4. Reese Bennett
    Neither did I. They didn't have sizes large enough for me.
  5. Reese Bennett
    I'm assuming they don't see a culture fit.
  6. Reese Bennett
    And a killer attitude.
  7. Reese Bennett
    I guess gravity works differently on the Golden Gate Bridge?
  8. Reese Bennett
    Yeah! We need more players who aren't pussies. So what if they end up as quadriplegics or vegetables by the time they hit 40? My reveling in the violence is more important than some player's life. Give it to me in slo-mo baby! (Most of the dudes who complain about football becoming more feminine are desk pushers who live for the escapism of pretending they could be a player--of course, they would be invincible and only deliver injuries to other players. They are also disappointed in their dick size.)
  9. Reese Bennett
    This automatic 10 is worth $27,000,000,000.
  10. Reese Bennett
    Guff Jordan?
  11. Reese Bennett
    Is that all code to suggest this recruit goes to an aggy school or lives in an aggy town? Might be that fullback Sully Ross VI.
  12. Reese Bennett
    Thanks for that info Woodrow.
  13. Reese Bennett
    I'm all for taking DLs who wrestle. Plus, no sunshine, but his nickname is Sugar Bear, so I'm a bit conflicted.
  14. Reese Bennett
    Need Ozona and Menard on there to fill in the blank space below San Angelo as well as Aspermont in the blank area between Abilene and Vernon.
  15. Reese Bennett
    THE PRIDE AND WINNING TRADITION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS WILL NOT BE ENTRUSTED TO THE WEAK OR THE TIMID!
  16. Reese Bennett
    And isn't it convenient that gray has been the basic sweats color since the 1920s? Hey, look, here's notable Buckeye fan Rocky Balboa. (It may be intentional, but Ohio State needs to get the fuck out of Texas, so fuck them. He either switched into an orange hoodie for Sark or out of one for Day.)
  17. Reese Bennett
    Orange hoodie for Sark, plain one for the dyed-beard guy. Put him in the calculator.
  18. Reese Bennett
    You have to grade linemen on the curve.
  19. Reese Bennett
    Need to get that in the Scrabble dictionary.
  20. Reese Bennett
    I know nothing about Kenny Baker, but I'm betting that Sark and the staff look at "recruiters" differently with NIL. Now, it's not just you, your sleazeball personality, and a bag. Instead, there's a whole support operation behind you providing a major advantage over most schools and allowing you to be genuine in your recruiting efforts. Selling coaching and culture matters more in these days of NIL. I also get the impression that Davis was a perfunctory recruiter. If Baker has more energy and is willing, I think we'll see dividends considering everything that is in place to support him.
  21. Reese Bennett
    I know a Native American who was a TE in the USFL for the Memphis Showboats. He coaches a local HS team now. So, there's been at least one.
  22. Reese Bennett
    Baker is our only hope for a 1,000 page thread.
  23. Reese Bennett
    That kid does not look like he's 290.
  24. Reese Bennett
    Anytime I see cheese on the mantle, I be graben it.
  25. Reese Bennett
    Nah. Fuck him.

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