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Reese Bennett

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  1. si has been dead to me since they put a soccer guy on the cover the week the Rockets won their first championship--and we all know the Knicks would have been on the cover if they had won. I had been waiting my whole life--including the first year I got a subscription for Christmas at age 9--to have a Houston championship team on the cover and they fucked me. Just look at this shit. Rockets championship below soccer and on par with an old-ass Ted Williams fishing. Since then, I haven't even picked up an issue in a doctor's office waiting room. Fuck them. And good riddance.
  2. Alabama had to hire a linguist to translate the Southern patois for the new coach and all the staff coming from the PNW.
  3. I can't believe that guy was hired by anyone, much less THE Ohio State, who I now think of as spaghetti aggy.
  4. Akina coming back is great. He's a classic, just like the theme from Rawhide.
  5. Yeah, most of the time comparisons are stupid. What can be said is that the 2024 WR group looks much better now than they did on January 2.
  6. Granted. Still, Saban is in his 70s and Sark's smart enough to have some contingency plans in place in case the guy did leave and probably understood that whether it be in 2024, 2025, or 2026, this would be the time of year it would happen. At least, I hope Sark's smart enough to think through those possibilities.
  7. Williams visiting aggy is clearly a set up. After all, with the amazing work he's done in the portal and rebuilding the roster, Elko is the prime candidate for Bama with Wiggins going with him. Ever the aggy though, Elko is set to hurt Texas on the way out by grabbing Gideon as his DC.
  8. So let me get this straight: with Saban leaving Bama, the rumors are Harbaugh going to the NFL, Lanning leaving Oregon for Bama, Family man leaving LSU for Oregon or Michigan with probably another major coach being poached for whatever job is left open. That means that we may have 4-5 top tier schools with their entire rosters portal curious. It's a great day to be a Longhorn.
  9. I don't want the Falcons drafting another one of our generational players. Nobis deserved better and Bijan deserves better.
  10. I'm blaming myself because I wore my favorite Texas cap to watch the game. I haven't worn it all year and in previous years, it was bad luck and cost us games. But I thought the curse was broken and I wanted to wear it more so I gambled and put it on. Now, I plan on burning it.
  11. Yeah, but they say tu like some dumbass 4th grader trying to impress the 2nd graders. However, we use aggy ironically and from a position of moral and intellectual superiority. It's also a great shortcut to identify poseurs on this board as no true aggy could ever write aggy.
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