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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. He will be an arch nemesis for our foes. I can’t believe I give this stuff away for free.
  2. Watch the plane crash video for a metaphorical representation.
  3. Any chance he has skills as a post player? Our basketball team is all about Hero ball.
  4. Sorry man. I won’t insult you with “God’s plan”nonsense that folks often feel compelled to offer. I will say, as a guy who lost both of my parents to cancer in college, that I’m thankful you had a long life together. Feel the pain. Good on you for sharing it here. I’m certain your pops was very proud of you.
  5. It will certainly make drowning the government in the bathtub more manageable.
  6. Maybe, just maybe, “He hates who I hate” is not an effective way to determine how you vote.
  7. Too bad the ole miss coach fucked it all up and he’s not our coach anymore. Oh well, let’s move on. Unprovable hypotheticals don’t serve much purpose here.
  8. Going to see Daniel Donato in early February at a local club. I have been digging him of late.
  9. NASA’s memos are now using Hans Landa as a template. Just super.
  10. I always came into the Nazi story with the chronological gift of retrospect. Shit was in the past. Now I wonder what future horror my countrymen will perpetrate.
  11. We need another transoceanic war so it will get sexy again.
  12. Piece of shit, yes, albeit a normalized one. Dude feels comfortable making historically abhorrent gestures on TV. The dog whistles are deafening.
  13. This is my biggest frustration so far, and with zero rim protection, it absolutely can’t continue if there’s any hope of making the tourney. Teams that don’t drive to the basket hard against us right now have morons for coaches.
  14. His New Year’s resolution was to focus on more achievable goals. Telling things to humanity is like talking to a dog.
  15. Regret, meet Johntay. Johntay, Regret. You two will be spending a lot of time together.
  16. Yeah, I found myself swallowing the growing lump in my throat a few times while watching it.
  17. Somehow people forget the petulant, entitled Mack who tried to burn it down walking out the door, giving us the parade of lacking HCs until Sark instead of Saban. I can appreciate what Mack did from a distance, but he needs to stay far away if he wants to remain beloved.
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