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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel: Not the Onion.
  2. It’s unfortunate Robinson didn’t have a son like Mike Johnson’s to monitor his porn habits.
  3. It’s hard to imagine a much more destructive comment than a black R candidate self-describing as a Black Nazi. This skeleton must have been squirreled away until the time it could produce maximum damage & chaos. Not quite exploding walky-talkies, but an impressive operation nonetheless.
  4. Those kids were caught, weren’t they? The system works! -Rhonda
  5. We’re headed to continue fighting ourselves because some people suck, many of whom are deeply invested in fomenting division and discord. It’s a wise investment by our adversaries around the world, both foreign and domestic. I only hope the overall arc of humanity is in the right direction. That can be hard to perceive over a month, year, or even lifetime and ain’t exactly linear.
  6. We are all Colorado State fans today.
  7. I want to know what Simmons said to McCoun.
  8. They’re honoring Hispanic Heritage Month by featuring two Latinos beating the life out of each other.
  9. That’s not how a deal with the Devil works. They’re just going to have to trust that disinformation, a limited attention span, and their overlords’ infinite coffers will have half of America believing it’s the Dems’ fault in a decade. Fortunately for the Rs, half of the country is already committed to believing that.
  10. They really, really like saying Scadaboo.
  11. I scare my wife when she hears me laughing like I did upon hearing that. I still am. If Corn wins, I may have to start scrapbooking to remember this day.
  12. Only the right kind of assholes, please.
  13. Speak for yourself. What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry.
  14. Now they’re calling from inside the house!
  15. I’m grateful for you honoring us by laying it out. Reaching out can be extremely hard, especially when all you think you have to share is despair, pain, and the comforting visions of your own demise. I’ve known periods of great loss that took me to dark places too and was fortunate to survive them despite my own best efforts. Know that you actually have an infinite supply of people to talk to here rather than none. I for one will do whatever I can to help you, friend. Keep reaching out.
  16. I would prefer to hold the election today, if possible.
  17. Trump takes another hit. There goes Aaron Rodgers’ vote. Who am I kidding, Rodgers is RFK all the way baby. Rich, completely disconnected from reality, and endlessly enamored with one’s own addled genius is wheelhouse for both. Surely Rogan’s support clinches it.
  18. I will never understand it on a rational basis. Our fellow American pines for a traitorous pretend strongman in diapers. No kink shaming intended.
  19. Train wrecks are attention getters but it usually doesn’t bode well for the trains.
  20. Does this mean Melanie is doing the girl on girl thing again? Not just judging , I don’t blame her.
  21. It’s not the death that’s in dispute , it’s the timing.
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