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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    They will bleed but they won’t be conquered.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    The best people.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    I worked with Stonie in a psychiatric institution back in the early 90s. Even the Intermittent Explosive tended to behave themselves during his shifts for some reason.
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    So that’s why he lost a step.
  5. Degenerate Gardner
    I give back what I get. You have no defense, Chewbacca
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    Who here doesn’t disremember old girlfriends?
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    Hope not.
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    In a way it’s true. He’s been next to a lot of blue collared workers while they were working. So they’d be fired for just making eye contact, BFD
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    What is a Family Berm anyway?
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    Very much the same for my kids. While they appreciate the value in caring church communities, both are too alienated by all the wolves in sheeps’ clothing to voluntarily attend church anymore.
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    The golden goose in this metaphor is continuing to be able to do the thing he does best, the thing that made Texas and Kansas want him. This most recent rape charge obliterates opportunities for major college exposure, NIL, and any NBA dreams he harbored. It’s irrelevant whether you thought he was a good player.
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    I don’t remember Beard taking a lot of heat on that from UT fans at the time.
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    This guy’s bound and determined to kill the golden goose.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    Kansas guard Arterio Morris ends assault case in Texas with plea deal
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    AOC is smart enough to know that you never wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    Shepard was so much more than a character actor too. Author, director, prolific playwright, and perhaps his finest achievement was banging Jessica Lange for many years. I can totally understand why Kong was so hung up on her.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    Ballin for Jesus
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    He’s like a less attractive version of Gary Shandling.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    It was mostly just complaints.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    SEC!
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    That “no timetable for return “ is a bit concerning. Please get this man some stem cell smoothies or whatever it takes.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    He’s so terrible at synthesizing humanness.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    Not sure if that’s been attempted. I did hear they tried resouling Mitch only to discover he’d never had one.
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    First game with the new haircut though.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    One great thing about being a city on a hill is all the excellent vantage points for snipers.

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