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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Texas a&m bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am & Jimho whatever $75 million buys. Then they cite the Honor Code. Cucks before it was cool. Never change. ED Comes Clean
  2. Putting that kind of weight on an adolescent’s signature not to have sex is folly. The penis stronger than the word.
  3. Pretty sure Donald Jr snorted the third rail a while ago.
  4. It probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to put some penicillin in your Jell-O shots too.
  5. Horton has been a one year dude everywhere he goes.
  6. Boycotting due to the event’s refusal to sell non halal Derka dogs? Probably not though. Hope he’s ok.
  7. Disu is huffing and puffing like you’d expect, but doesn’t look as rusty as I’d feared he might be.
  8. Good god is Brock doing work out there. 3s, drawing offensive fouls, assists, boards, and all before the 1st timeout.
  9. Goddamn that’s beautiful
  10. Fields will be measured in meters and Cam Rising will be an elderly senior.
  11. Neigh, but I’d give almost all I have to watch a horse shoot DT. I just need enough left to buy that horse a drink.
  12. He should be charged for paying for porn on basic principle.
  13. Truly. A lack of hysterical overreaction has no place here.
  14. It will never measure up to Ask Lydia Live.
  15. Absolutely this. Helobius’ wisdom notwithstanding, Penix is a witch.
  16. This is what you think in this moment. Kind of speaks for itself, really.
  17. And Lancaster Gordon weeps.
  18. That was messed up but I still enjoyed it. Basketball on November 30 is a learning experience.
  19. You are the Santa Ana of massacring logic. Please continue though, we don’t have the Iraqi War Minister around anymore and I miss that fella.
  20. It suddenly became a very good day.
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