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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    I hear he broke his hyphen.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    Hell yes. Big get.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    Removing the Oakleys must have been like the moment Vader’s helmet was taken off and his humanity revealed, if Vader had a gin blossom.
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    Do you not think SEC SEC SEC will hate Texas to the same degree? Basketball wise, it’s Kansas and the field since the Big 12 started. SEC should hold more drama in terms of competing for conference championships, even if it’s not the same level of competition throughout the conference. You’d think the cross-school cabal would aim at Jayhawk basketball, no? Sincere question. I’m willing to be wrong again.
  5. Degenerate Gardner
    Most Fox viewers just want to stay abreast of who and what to hate and fear. Fox must keep meeting that malignant need and they should be able to weather this. I believe in them and their infinite capacity for poisoning the communal (read: communist) well. You can do this guys.
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    If we have a Trump-Fox death match ahead, I may actually start looking forward to the 2024 elections, replacing the dread currently occupying that bit of mental space.
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    Rodney Terry’s really scouring the transfer portal these days.
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    Hell yes, some good news!
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    Too much seamen already IMO
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    This where I am. I’m not even sure Arterio would have stayed if Beard had. Seniors still would have been out of eligibility. Maybe we would have been more successful landing transfers to date but that’s far from settled. Ultimately there’s nowhere to go but forward and I hate backwards looking hand wringing like Tech hated Chris Beard.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    Her mortality? She will shuffle off eventually - that’s the best thing I can say about her.
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Mugshots of persons arrested for this sort of thing invariably lead me to think ‘the dog could have done better’.
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    You people are never happy. No one talks about the fact that Huck Finn with all the N words is now on the recommended reading list. Some folks are just half empty.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    When MAGA learns of the Enlightenment, you can add that to this list of topical banishments. ‘It was a dark period in Man’s history…’ is all people really need to know.
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    If I could find Nick Cage’s laugh/cry gif, it would go here. They’re gone from banning books to contemplating banning libraries. I just hope no one tells them about the internet. I want it to be a surprise.
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    Dude had 0 points, O rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 assists, 0 fouls in 12 minutes against us in the tourney. Small data point to be sure, but I’d be surprised if there’s too much interest on our part. Maybe he really showed something in the pregame shoot around. Or perhaps it was his 0 turnovers against us that caught someone’s eye.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    So far. There is no bottom. Gird your loins for Justice George Santos.
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    Those who endorse authoritarianism are generally Republicans in my experience. And they have some weird ideas floating around in their heads. Thoughts like ‘if there’s no God, why wouldn’t humans just murder each other?’ it’s not an entirely dissimilar line of thinking from ‘if we don’t actively suppress homosexuality with the state apparatus, why would every guy not just blow other guys in the airport bathroom stalls?’ The presumption is that humans are wicked and default toward what they deem evil choices without a harsh fist governing behavior. I must admit, they’re making a pretty good case for that, all the while spitting fire about being the party of limited government.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    I’m here to defend that monkey. The innocent one. They have the same feet, sure, but I’d wager the monkey hasn’t fucked its CrossFit instructor while extolling the sanctity of marriage. Even if it has, that’s incredible, and I’d still rep the monkey.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    To which Tiffany said: thank god.
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    I just assumed it was all the empty Big Mac boxes that tipped them off.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    Unfortunately those owners will have to disclose the methane lab they were running to any potential buyers too.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    That is some scary shit. The probability of him being spotted in time was minuscule.
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    Drives in the 1st half set up 3s in the 2nd half. They miss, we win.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    Please God let Barkley predict a Miami win

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