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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Since when do we have to listen to Herbstreit on NFL games too? I thought he was just a college affliction, like excessive penile chafing.
  2. Desperation looks bad on anybody.
  3. Gonna be weird without Lance Blanks’ cheer on broadcasts this year. All love to Lance’s family.
  4. I see Ron has attendance levels approaching those at the end of Spinal Tap’s tour. At least he’s big in Asia - well, maybe average height.
  5. They wouldn’t be Trump fans if they weren’t already immune to dissonance.
  6. They will bleed but they won’t be conquered.
  7. The best people.
  8. I worked with Stonie in a psychiatric institution back in the early 90s. Even the Intermittent Explosive tended to behave themselves during his shifts for some reason.
  9. So that’s why he lost a step.
  10. I give back what I get. You have no defense, Chewbacca
  11. Who here doesn’t disremember old girlfriends?
  12. Hope not.
  13. In a way it’s true. He’s been next to a lot of blue collared workers while they were working. So they’d be fired for just making eye contact, BFD
  14. Very much the same for my kids. While they appreciate the value in caring church communities, both are too alienated by all the wolves in sheeps’ clothing to voluntarily attend church anymore.
  15. The golden goose in this metaphor is continuing to be able to do the thing he does best, the thing that made Texas and Kansas want him. This most recent rape charge obliterates opportunities for major college exposure, NIL, and any NBA dreams he harbored. It’s irrelevant whether you thought he was a good player.
  16. I don’t remember Beard taking a lot of heat on that from UT fans at the time.
  17. This guy’s bound and determined to kill the golden goose.
  18. Kansas guard Arterio Morris ends assault case in Texas with plea deal
  19. AOC is smart enough to know that you never wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it.
  20. Shepard was so much more than a character actor too. Author, director, prolific playwright, and perhaps his finest achievement was banging Jessica Lange for many years. I can totally understand why Kong was so hung up on her.
  21. He’s like a less attractive version of Gary Shandling.
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