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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    Eat a Fletchers for me you fucks.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    77-0 Holla!
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    Be that as it may, but he’s apparently far from astute with menstrual cycles.
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    Boo fucking hoo. The rules are always changing. When looking for guidance, try classics like the Golden Rule. Or dust off chestnuts like “they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Except really mean it this time.
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    I sure as shit ain’t accepting a free Bloody Mary from one of those gals.
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    Is it too late to give Syd a second chance?
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    In all probability. our clumsy hands will already be full trying to make crops grow with Brawndo.
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    These are despicable people who would make your compassionate response a strategic error.
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    If you can look past the fact that he’s unrepentantly pro-rising sea level, Desantis is exactly the leader this country needs in a hurricane.
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    Either that or they’ll be surreptitiously placing live squirrels around the debate space that will be strategically released so that Herschel can shout “Look, Squirrel!” in the invariably many awkward moments. he’s gonna need a lot of squirrels.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    Be that as it may, I’m not sure smart is the exact problem. Some conventionally smart people embrace Trump. It seems not to be all about intelligence but a deficit of another kind. Decency? Humanity? Honesty?
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Mr and Mrs Booty
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    Thanks for posting that. Interesting, though part of me was waiting for the protagonist to get pegged by his wife.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    Oh the huge manatee!
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    The genuinely ignorant and willfully ignorant make up a not insubstantial part of the populace.
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    A successful businessman outside the box thinker like that is just what this country needs. If we’re pitching a sitcom.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    I’m just going to assume Florida has bootstraps and is prepared to pull themselves up by them.
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    I live in the high desert now with just one short growing season so much of my energy has moved to containers. I’m now propagating an army of San Pedro cactus. Hopefully one will bloom for me one day. I am far from being a cactus master.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    Humanizing rhetoric is a great thing. You have a beautiful family.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    I can fap to it
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    Cunts deserve so much better than suffering such comparisons. Ken Paxton is a Republican. There’s no worse epithet in 2022, at least domestically. These people are traitors to the Republic at every turn.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    This must be the place we come to talk about our favorite Pro Bowl memories and process our shared cultural loss. I got nothing.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    All you non-Christ followers better stay the fuck clear. This thread is for the Prince of Peace, assholes.
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    I don’t want to permaban you. I just think you’re abjectly wrong and a bit hysterical. The Alabama game didn’t work out to be sure but was promising. Today’s loss is a bummer. A bummer, man. It’s still September. Bijan rarely fumbles. Ewers will be back soon. If we lose to OU then by all means pitch a fit. I just think the ‘not our standard’ talk is a little dramatic given the fact that OU lost to KSU today. It will likely not take an undefeated team to win the big 12. All is not lost and it’s not time to sharpen the pitchforks yet.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    Likelihood this occurred as presented is near 0%. Lindell is an aspiring huckster but I seriously doubt he found 4 willing business partners at this stage in the hustle. I imagine it more like this.

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