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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    They must have done quite a bit of pixelating to blur out that enormous crank.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    I regret I have but one rep to give.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    There was one?
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    GOP is gonna be like a dog with a bone on that one. Good luck wrestling this misstep away from them. Trump probably already reached out to Xi asking if China could invade Taiwan in summer 2024. ‘It would really help me out!’
  5. Degenerate Gardner
    No, it’s Sam tonight
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    No, I mean it makes you realize why he was at WR
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    Hudson Card throws like a former wide receiver
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    I heart Bijan Johnson
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    That poor cancer. T&P for its complete recovery.
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    You can actually take their old clothes into stores and get a credit to use on their used clothing website Worn Wear. Repairs or warranty replacements don’t require receipts.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Thank you 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus.
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore and I will dump them on another state. Desantis and his ilk are toxic and anathema to the best part of the American ideal. Make America Great Again though, right?
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    Her majesty was a pretty nice girl.
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    Shit’s getting real. AMTRAK cancels trips. Hundreds impacted. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/09/14/amtrak-passenger-rail-strike/
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    I have heard tales of your fallibility, and this is it.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    No doubt that performance encouraged vigorous circulation to organs that were atrophying. She’s Florence Nightengale with a fake rack. What kind of world are we living in where this isn’t lauded?
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    Real Chad shit? Please elaborate.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    In Texas’ defense, I spent a week at S Padre in early August and saw nary a MAGA flag. Quite possibly an aberration but I’ll take it.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    Jesus that is some scary shit.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    There’s no future and England’s dreaming God save the king
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    They shoot unicorns, don’t they?
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    Death or ruination for TFG would be swell, sure, but at a bare minimum it would be nice if he isn’t elected President again, again.

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