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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    I hate Gonzaga, I hate Timme, but damnit I just can’t enjoy Arkansas winning.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    Rather small, though now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    It’d be a lot cooler if you finish the Moody Center on time?
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    And that innocent little boy? Well, he became Chad Fuck.
  5. Degenerate Gardner
    I’m not sure I want a cockburn anyway.
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    Are you kidding ? Thank you, Pete Carroll. If he had continued to run Lendale White, I’m not sure Vince would have been in a position to do his magic.
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    How often did he talk about Comet Pizza? Constantly, hourly or just daily?
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    This being the first post-transfer portal NIL Covid year era March Madness, I’ll confess that what was already the best sports thing going now has an all new window shopping dimension. You could potentially be watching near-future Longhorns. Interesting.
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    Forget Shakafeude, I’m here for the Brock-Brady cage match.
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    On the upside, I timed my new iodine-infused vodka product line perfectly.
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Distance talk not going away.
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    Probably not. The Entertainment industry is so cutthroat.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    Plenty of Swordfish?
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    Dirty diapers are disgusting. Abbott et al are far worse. It is true evil that seeks to stoke fears and biases at the expense of innocent human lives. There’s no descriptor bad enough for it.
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    I share with you this story of hope. Trump asking supporters to fund new plane after emergency landing https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/597673-trump-asking-supporters-to-fund-new-plane-after-emergency-landing
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    To be capable of cognitive dissonance, one first must practice cognition.
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    Most egregious rolling shit talker since R-2 D-2.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    Christ, stop being hysterical. Unrealistic expectations for a rebuild year 1 and already there’s an ultimatum? This is why we can’t have nice things.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    Putting it in perspective for that Rockets-Knicks Game 5: we as Houston sports fans were a traumatized people, still wounded from the (Oilers-Buffalo) Comeback 2 years prior. Gordie Howe and the Aeros were the height of accomplishment and even they were defunct. Having the championship game preempted by OJ felt like yet again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fortunately Hakeem saved us from all that.
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    Good work. I was having flashbacks to game 5 of the Rockets-Knicks championship sharing screen space with OJ fleeing in the white Bronco. Hubert Davis was on that Knicks team, maybe he’s the problem?
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    TIL: Once the nukes rain, it’ll just be the cockroaches and Anastasises.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    Oh the humanity WRT vintage Monte Carlos.
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    The R white race to the bottom is dizzying. Good luck keeping up.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    In retrospect, Kendall’s plan to pimp white women at Grambling was Ill conceived.

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