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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Cunts deserve so much better than suffering such comparisons. Ken Paxton is a Republican. There’s no worse epithet in 2022, at least domestically. These people are traitors to the Republic at every turn.
  2. This must be the place we come to talk about our favorite Pro Bowl memories and process our shared cultural loss. I got nothing.
  3. All you non-Christ followers better stay the fuck clear. This thread is for the Prince of Peace, assholes.
  4. I don’t want to permaban you. I just think you’re abjectly wrong and a bit hysterical. The Alabama game didn’t work out to be sure but was promising. Today’s loss is a bummer. A bummer, man. It’s still September. Bijan rarely fumbles. Ewers will be back soon. If we lose to OU then by all means pitch a fit. I just think the ‘not our standard’ talk is a little dramatic given the fact that OU lost to KSU today. It will likely not take an undefeated team to win the big 12. All is not lost and it’s not time to sharpen the pitchforks yet.
  5. Likelihood this occurred as presented is near 0%. Lindell is an aspiring huckster but I seriously doubt he found 4 willing business partners at this stage in the hustle. I imagine it more like this.
  6. They must have done quite a bit of pixelating to blur out that enormous crank.
  7. I regret I have but one rep to give.
  8. There was one?
  9. GOP is gonna be like a dog with a bone on that one. Good luck wrestling this misstep away from them. Trump probably already reached out to Xi asking if China could invade Taiwan in summer 2024. ‘It would really help me out!’
  10. No, it’s Sam tonight
  11. No, I mean it makes you realize why he was at WR
  12. Hudson Card throws like a former wide receiver
  13. That poor cancer. T&P for its complete recovery.
  14. You can actually take their old clothes into stores and get a credit to use on their used clothing website Worn Wear. Repairs or warranty replacements don’t require receipts.
  15. Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.
  16. Thank you 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus.
  17. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore and I will dump them on another state. Desantis and his ilk are toxic and anathema to the best part of the American ideal. Make America Great Again though, right?
  18. Her majesty was a pretty nice girl.
  19. Shit’s getting real. AMTRAK cancels trips. Hundreds impacted. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/09/14/amtrak-passenger-rail-strike/
  20. I have heard tales of your fallibility, and this is it.
  21. No doubt that performance encouraged vigorous circulation to organs that were atrophying. She’s Florence Nightengale with a fake rack. What kind of world are we living in where this isn’t lauded?
  22. Real Chad shit? Please elaborate.
  23. Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.
  24. I have a hard time believing that Mike Lindell knows anything worth knowing. You have to be a special kind of stupid to bring him in on a caper or trust him in any meaningful way.
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