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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Fiction and its close cousin Republicanism often require suspension of disbelief.
  2. The 12 year olds are accompanied by their husbands
  3. You mean, besides being a Lions fan?
  4. Strange how it roughly coincided with the brain dead But Hunter Biden! stylings of Nikki. TBH I was unfamiliar with her posts before this thread. Now I will just ignore them. Go back to the kids’ table.
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    Peach on the Beach is this summer’s stalwart for me. It smells a lot like a Cuban oregano plant that I’ve propagated for years since my Austin days.
  6. To be clear, my response was not intended to diminish or refute your ideas. On the contrary, the same reverse psychology tack has occurred to me more than once. Obviously there would be pragmatic concerns about obtaining valid patient consent, compromising the credibility of public health leaders, etc, but I don’t care to go there now. Instead I’ll just laugh and weep at the hilarious sadness of our predicament.
  7. Agreed. We are at the stage where classic sitcom plot devices could be our best hope of combatting this real pandemic. May need to add more ledge space.
  8. Most people buy a boat or convertible. Tate approaches his midlife crisis like everything else: he enters the portal.
  9. You are all right. Party All the Time was transcendentally bad to the point of goodness. It was as if William Shatner’s vanity album had Rick James in the recording studio.
  10. I can only hope that some of our former translators made it out with their families. Obviously all couldn’t flee due to being dead from the murderous reprisals and all.
  11. America has made a strong case for exceptional stupidity, if nothing else. Between electing and almost re-electing Trump, opposing reasonable Covid precautions based on politics, allowing January 6 to be minimized… I’m starting to come around on American Exceptionalism.
  12. Sadly, I tried hard to find an appropriate image of rats choosing cocaine over food but was unsuccessful.
  13. I don’t know how to find OANN. I don’t want to know how to find OANN.
  14. If we had social media at the time, we’d still be trepanning.
  15. Not to mention that it didn’t work out well for Onan either.
  16. This may just be the domestic inroad that Erik Prince’s death squads were waiting for. What are their vaccination rates like?
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