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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Hutchinson could be Temple Grandin’s identical twin for all I care. Just hoping she brings the heat.
  2. You must wait for an indeterminate period before that can be answered
  3. As always, Sack’s easy to ignore. As always, some still choose to engage him anyway. I don’t care whether you ban Sack. There will be others though. An endless parade of hateful, toxic jackasses. And as long as touching the hot stove is such an irresistible fucking temptation, the nonsense will continue. I just don’t understand it.
  4. Left Austin for Washington in 2014 and now live in Oregon. We haven’t used air conditioning yet this year, have no roaches but do have recreational weed and an absence of Texas government. So we’ve got that going for us.
  5. You’re not wrong if it’s cut and dry and somehow you’re privy to a person’s full bio. The reality is that folks can start injecting as kids and with parents, depending on how swell home life is (if any). You just. Don’t. Know. I’m on board with people being accountable for bad decisions in the abstract. It’s the implicit and imperfect judgement of who’s worthy that throws a messy wrench in the works. There but for the grace of Jah go I and I.
  6. I know what you mean. AEDs always piss me off in public places too. Am I supposed to be a cardiologist? Just let ‘em die.
  7. It won’t make a shit. Having a secret son or two is downright quaint. This constituency voted for Donald Trump. You think a hypocritical idiot will turn them off? Not when he has an R next to his name.
  8. You had me until this fanciful paragraph of anachronistic delusion, as much as I wish it was true. Trump’s remaining supporters don’t think in the rational sense. Sure they continue breathing, their bodies maintain stasis regulating temperature, etc, but the part that thinks critically was joyfully surrendered to a cult leader. No sober inferences based on observable facts will happen.
  9. There’s no greater fuck you to Trump than a black man speak disparagingly of him without interruption. See White House correspondents’ dinner.
  10. I’ll be watching Mike Lindell’s simulcast and gulping mescaline.
  11. Shot to the heart?
  12. Never before have so many addled narcissists had so many megaphones.
  13. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of innocents. Every 6 to 7 days, if you’re counting.
  14. The transfer portal and some sweet NIL money
  15. It’s a bad break that the shooter wasn’t killed in some school shooting when he was a kid.
  16. Verdad. If Sandy Hook didn’t move the needle, neither will this. Lots of meaninglessness teeth gnashing will have to suffice instead. We all know the drill.
  17. Not unless she plans on having an abortion too.
  18. The journey from having to guzzle beer at Scholz’ pregame because FEC’s prohibitions to a practice facility named after a local vodka company is weird one to travel. But whatever.
  19. Did those numbers adjust for our exceptionalism in obesity? If they could see our dicks, they’d know of their majesty.
  20. Extra added bonus: It’s hard to prove in a tent.
  21. I sometimes forget what serious business this place is.
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