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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Kush is a lock for Day 1 in the Gallows Draft.
  2. That is the most wrong one could possibly go in the effort to get some tail.
  3. Sadly, you would have to be more specific.
  4. Mudhoney this Saturday in Olympia.
  5. Probably those goddamn Canadians again.
  6. I hate Gonzaga, I hate Timme, but damnit I just can’t enjoy Arkansas winning.
  7. Rather small, though now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
  8. It’d be a lot cooler if you finish the Moody Center on time?
  9. And that innocent little boy? Well, he became Chad Fuck.
  10. I’m not sure I want a cockburn anyway.
  11. Are you kidding ? Thank you, Pete Carroll. If he had continued to run Lendale White, I’m not sure Vince would have been in a position to do his magic.
  12. How often did he talk about Comet Pizza? Constantly, hourly or just daily?
  13. This being the first post-transfer portal NIL Covid year era March Madness, I’ll confess that what was already the best sports thing going now has an all new window shopping dimension. You could potentially be watching near-future Longhorns. Interesting.
  14. Forget Shakafeude, I’m here for the Brock-Brady cage match.
  15. I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.
  16. On the upside, I timed my new iodine-infused vodka product line perfectly.
  17. Probably not. The Entertainment industry is so cutthroat.
  18. Dirty diapers are disgusting. Abbott et al are far worse. It is true evil that seeks to stoke fears and biases at the expense of innocent human lives. There’s no descriptor bad enough for it.
  19. I share with you this story of hope. Trump asking supporters to fund new plane after emergency landing https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/597673-trump-asking-supporters-to-fund-new-plane-after-emergency-landing
  20. To be capable of cognitive dissonance, one first must practice cognition.
  21. Most egregious rolling shit talker since R-2 D-2.
  22. Christ, stop being hysterical. Unrealistic expectations for a rebuild year 1 and already there’s an ultimatum? This is why we can’t have nice things.
  23. Putting it in perspective for that Rockets-Knicks Game 5: we as Houston sports fans were a traumatized people, still wounded from the (Oilers-Buffalo) Comeback 2 years prior. Gordie Howe and the Aeros were the height of accomplishment and even they were defunct. Having the championship game preempted by OJ felt like yet again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fortunately Hakeem saved us from all that.
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