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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Over/under for number of times Lowell Galindo mentioning Chris Beard’s 3rd degree domestic assault charges in OT?
  2. Lowell Galindo reminding the audience about the Chris Beard domestic violence charges for those tuning in with 25.8 seconds remaining.
  3. Hunter needs to get the cramping figured out. It’s chronic, yo.
  4. I’d like to see him at least advocate with the refs some on 50/50 calls.
  5. This team is mindfucked. Hard not to feel like everything is lost even when it isn’t.
  6. Man I hope we didn’t already agree to let the MOB play halftime tonight.
  7. Whoever posts BWG’s take on this gets a throat punch (from me, not Chris Beard).
  8. An ethics watchdog update from the conservative American Accountability Foundation. Those watchdogs must have been apoplectic when Trump refused to share his tax returns and overcharged America for secret service agents’ lodging at his properties while they were there to protect him.
  9. Counterpoint: the novelty of hearing Will Ferrell sing wore off before the first song ended. After that I started looking for knitting needles with which to stab my eardrums, but settled for switching to something else.
  10. If I never see Michael Meyer again it’ll be too soon. Can’t believe his reincarnated form haunts us too.
  11. God needed another beauty queen actress turned cuckoo. Janine Turner is on deck.
  12. Should have portaled to somewhere without extradition treaties when he still had the chance.
  13. I’d be pleased to see Texas get an offensive rebound, just to mix things up.
  14. I’m focusing on outcomes. Would Arch still come if Sark was fired? Is losing Sark worth losing Arch? Or are those things unrelated?
  15. It’s hard not to notice Ewers’ bad body language and lack of apparent rapport with teammates. He brings the Jeff George comparisons with his arm, you just hope he doesn’t emulate the ‘aloof, arrogant ass that teammates hate’ part.
  16. Late 70s / early 80s Giddings’ Queen had a live parrot. Even as a kid unfamiliar with health codes and basic sanitation, that seemed sketchy.
  17. Anthony Black and Keyonte George have really impressed. I hope Arterio proves himself a worthy comparison.
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