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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    We are all Colorado State fans today.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    I want to know what Simmons said to McCoun.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    They’re honoring Hispanic Heritage Month by featuring two Latinos beating the life out of each other.
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    He’s a master fertilizer.
  5. Degenerate Gardner
    That’s not how a deal with the Devil works. They’re just going to have to trust that disinformation, a limited attention span, and their overlords’ infinite coffers will have half of America believing it’s the Dems’ fault in a decade. Fortunately for the Rs, half of the country is already committed to believing that.
  6. Degenerate Gardner
    They really, really like saying Scadaboo.
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    Lock thread
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    I scare my wife when she hears me laughing like I did upon hearing that. I still am. If Corn wins, I may have to start scrapbooking to remember this day.
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    Only the right kind of assholes, please.
  10. Degenerate Gardner
    Speak for yourself. What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    YGIF’D
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Now they’re calling from inside the house!
  13. Degenerate Gardner
    I’m grateful for you honoring us by laying it out. Reaching out can be extremely hard, especially when all you think you have to share is despair, pain, and the comforting visions of your own demise. I’ve known periods of great loss that took me to dark places too and was fortunate to survive them despite my own best efforts. Know that you actually have an infinite supply of people to talk to here rather than none. I for one will do whatever I can to help you, friend. Keep reaching out.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    I would prefer to hold the election today, if possible.
  15. Degenerate Gardner
    Trump takes another hit. There goes Aaron Rodgers’ vote. Who am I kidding, Rodgers is RFK all the way baby. Rich, completely disconnected from reality, and endlessly enamored with one’s own addled genius is wheelhouse for both. Surely Rogan’s support clinches it.
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    I think it moved.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    I will never understand it on a rational basis. Our fellow American pines for a traitorous pretend strongman in diapers. No kink shaming intended.
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    Train wrecks are attention getters but it usually doesn’t bode well for the trains.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    Does this mean Melanie is doing the girl on girl thing again? Not just judging , I don’t blame her.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    It’s not the death that’s in dispute , it’s the timing.
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    My only question is: exactly how much in danger was Trump? I mean, I have a LOT of follow up questions to that one, but they would probably get me banned.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    I wish I had a dollar for every push poll text I received in the last week or so.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    Yet not nearly as fucked as it would be if Trump gets a 2nd term. I’ll take a elderly statesman over an elderly grifting traitorous sociopath every damn time.
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    It feels a little like Al Franken resigning. Dems have higher standards for elected officials combined with zero pragmatism which predictably results in shooting off Uncle Sam’s dick.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    A lot of people reportedly objected to the taste of Lam.

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