Everything posted by Degenerate Gardner
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79 years later, we're dealing with the same shit. Sad.
Thanks for posting that. Interesting, though part of me was waiting for the protagonist to get pegged by his wife.
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2022 Tropical Storm and Hurricane Thread
Oh the huge manatee!
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2022 Tropical Storm and Hurricane Thread
The genuinely ignorant and willfully ignorant make up a not insubstantial part of the populace.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
A successful businessman outside the box thinker like that is just what this country needs. If we’re pitching a sitcom.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I’m just going to assume Florida has bootstraps and is prepared to pull themselves up by them.
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Gardening 2022: Lettuce Begin
I live in the high desert now with just one short growing season so much of my energy has moved to containers. I’m now propagating an army of San Pedro cactus. Hopefully one will bloom for me one day. I am far from being a cactus master.
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
Humanizing rhetoric is a great thing. You have a beautiful family.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I can fap to it
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Cunts deserve so much better than suffering such comparisons. Ken Paxton is a Republican. There’s no worse epithet in 2022, at least domestically. These people are traitors to the Republic at every turn.
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It's Dead, Jim
This must be the place we come to talk about our favorite Pro Bowl memories and process our shared cultural loss. I got nothing.
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Do We Have a Christ Followers Thread?
All you non-Christ followers better stay the fuck clear. This thread is for the Prince of Peace, assholes.
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ztejas sucks
I don’t want to permaban you. I just think you’re abjectly wrong and a bit hysterical. The Alabama game didn’t work out to be sure but was promising. Today’s loss is a bummer. A bummer, man. It’s still September. Bijan rarely fumbles. Ewers will be back soon. If we lose to OU then by all means pitch a fit. I just think the ‘not our standard’ talk is a little dramatic given the fact that OU lost to KSU today. It will likely not take an undefeated team to win the big 12. All is not lost and it’s not time to sharpen the pitchforks yet.
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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
Likelihood this occurred as presented is near 0%. Lindell is an aspiring huckster but I seriously doubt he found 4 willing business partners at this stage in the hustle. I imagine it more like this.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
They must have done quite a bit of pixelating to blur out that enormous crank.
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Beyond Meat executive likes the taste of flesh, allegedly
I regret I have but one rep to give.
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The WNBA is BACK!!!!!
There was one?
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
GOP is gonna be like a dog with a bone on that one. Good luck wrestling this misstep away from them. Trump probably already reached out to Xi asking if China could invade Taiwan in summer 2024. ‘It would really help me out!’
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
No, it’s Sam tonight
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
No, I mean it makes you realize why he was at WR
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Hudson Card throws like a former wide receiver
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I heart Bijan Johnson
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
That poor cancer. T&P for its complete recovery.
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Patagonia owners give away their company
You can actually take their old clothes into stores and get a credit to use on their used clothing website Worn Wear. Repairs or warranty replacements don’t require receipts.
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Semi Crashes, spills a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City
Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.
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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"
Thank you 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus.