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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. She’s been an honest, rational, firm stool in a morass (heh heh) of GOP diarrhea mired in a factory farm waste containment pool whose environmental regulations she probably hobbled during the Trump presidential occupation period. A high bar to be sure, but I for one am appreciating her apparent principles.
  2. Or a Mike Vick alter ego.
  3. It does offer some perspective to why giant flightless birds died out when we arrived. Scary m’fers.
  4. It’s akin to being handed a rental car with a speed governor and then complaining it’s not going fast. Of course it isn’t! Ownership decided higher performance is detrimental to their interests. The vehicle is performing as intended.
  5. Rename it the Fwd: Fwd: Party and you may make some inroads with the olds. Or so I was told.
  6. I don’t know that there’s anywhere you can go in the US to get away from these knuckleheads except maybe Idaho.
  7. If my kid ever did that, they’d be grounded. Which I suppose they were.
  8. You wanna piece of me? -Frank Constanza / Humphty Drumphty
  9. Also, so SAD! that anyone genuinely thinks Trump is a paragon of manliness. He’s the worst and weakest a man can be. Men and the world deserve better.
  10. While we’re asking, how about Mrs Miscaveige? She hasn’t been seen in public for 15 years, though she did go to Milford’s sister school.
  11. I support further concentration of jackasses in FL, making them easier to avoid. Win-win.
  12. Oh, that’s how we joke. She doesn’t even have a house!
  13. I feel strangely compelled to defend MMO’H here. I mean, at least it was an ethos.
  14. I just hope they’re doing the right thing and paying Paulie his tribute.
  15. Shrek would have been an entirely different movie if you’re attracted to the donkey.
  16. Counterpoint: Cruz’ Cancun exit didn’t make much of a dent. The cult doesn’t rationally assimilate available information unless it comes from approved sources. The Jan 6 committee ain’t it.
  17. For all the landed blows, it still would have been more effective reaching those that need to hear it if presented as an interruption to the Masked Singer’s time slot.
  18. Bookmarking here for return of the Black Death. I wish we’d sprung for the package deal with the Enlightenment, but times are tight.
  19. Available emoticons are insufficient.
  20. Lake Mead Images are from 7/3/2000 through 7/6/2022
  21. It’s a start. -Edward Abbey
  22. Lulz on “standard penalty”. It’s a sliding scale bro, and there’s but one arbiter.
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