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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. If I fight you over Phil Collins, I’ve already lost.
  2. It absolutely is but we’re habituated. Buncha boiling frogs we are.
  3. If that doesn't send a chill down your spine, you are probably a Republican.
  4. Do you mean before or after Rudy of the Buttdials was named Cybersecurity Advisor?
  5. No idea about Urban, but you're dead wrong about Saban.
  6. My expectations for Dotard are so low that I’m just pleasantly surprised he lets the black pieces play too. White pieces undoubtedly have their own rules though.
  7. I know you joke and I get the absurdity of the ground we’re treading on with the notion, but if Trump CAN pardon Putin, it wouldn’t shock me to see that happen on his way out the door. Putin would have the ultimate scoreboard pwn of all time (in case owning a US President for 4 years wasn’t enough)
  8. Compassionate care funds, yes. And it’s not just for members- it’s literally for anyone who walks in off the street. Churches absolutely serve as a safety net for those in need - aside from smiling Joel’s, of course. Ain’t no room at that inn.
  9. People posting ‘In on page 700’, etc. Truly, who the fuck cares?
  10. Are there valid arguments against this? Seems like a no brainer. We can call it the Loeffler-Purdue-Burr bill.
  11. It’s a different sensation! Just the tip, I promise.
  12. It’s a testament to stupidity and the power of misinformation that Hillary’s Emails! and Benghazi! got a whole swath of Americans hot and bothered, yet hobbling the incoming admin’s national defense preparation doesn’t move the needle.
  13. For adolescent and young males especially, I’d hastily add “5. Don’t touch a damn gun while intoxicated unless absolutely necessary.” I DO NOT know whether that applies to Ty’s specific situation, but can personally attest based upon similar tragedies with friends’ and acquaintances’ sons. Strong emotions + impaired judgement + available guns can = terrible outcomes, even for kids who appear to have everything going for them.
  14. My most recent text from a Utah alum friend was Thursday. It was about Ty: "If he was 6'2" he would have been a 5* recruit and Utah would have to kill Nick Saban for him. At 5'7" Utah got him. He is a ball of muscle, fearless, quick, powerful. He will break Zach Moss' records before he is done." Such a goddamn shame. For him, for us and everyone who cared about him. RIP, young man. I'm not sure how the whole afterlife thing works but I like to think mom was there waiting for you.
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