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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. For the sake of all that is good, please stop quoting GR’s nonsense. The Ignore feature is thwarted when you do.
  2. DP (on Mrs Stone)
  3. For someone who complains a lot about being railroaded, he sure didn’t mind when they ran a train on his wife.
  4. We’ve been sending high school girls home whose skirts are too short for decades, maybe centuries. All I ask is the same treatment for guys who come to work at the Naval Weapons Station in Hitler mustaches.
  5. Laws haven't been needed. Common sense and patriotism was enough. Now that you mention it, we may need some laws.
  6. Tell me more about this Beth Moore Convention you speak of
  7. Apologies for the lack of soundtrack on this. It begs for one.
  8. Badass, ballsy driver to be sure, but let’s give some love to the trees too. They held faster than I expected.
  9. Pay me tree-fiddy and I'll bust a ditty. This kind of kinetic creativity don't come for free.
  10. I hope he has business continuity plans in place for his lemonade stand while he’s away at this new job.
  11. It seems a little unfair that he’s the only one with a Turbo button.
  12. Even amateur rectal astronomy?
  13. We had to put down our 16 year-old kitty last week. It was the right thing to do for him - hell I wish I could have extended the same gift to some human loved ones who long suffered - but it doesn’t take away the pain and sorrow for you and the fam. Life is loss, among other things. And it can be excruciating. Peace and comfort to the Briskets and hope for a better place for Shiny Cat.
  14. OP is only worth taking off Ignore to neg to Bolivia. That and for scraping the occasional dog shit from a shoe.
  15. In addition to the vagaries of my own lifelong cohabitation with depression and anxiety, my wife recently underwent serious surgery. Seeing her in pain and discomfort is a new anguish. My sunshine is cringing even on heavy pain meds. Hard times are hard. To the point of Cactus’ previous post: my employer got a new EAP at the start of Feb with support resources including x number of talk therapy sessions. I hopped on that with the quickness. Therapy is a good thing for most everyone, and I could really use some of that good right about now.
  16. All that procreatin talk busted your hyphen!
  17. Check his asshole? Is that a chicken-egg sort of thing?
  18. ‘You think America’s sending their best people? No, they’re sending rapists, murderers, and Ted Fucking Cruz!’
  19. In Ted’s defense, he’s just witnessed multiple impeachment acquittals, armed insurrections and pardons galore without a hint of consequence to politicians. Accountability is deader than Rush Limbaugh. Why not go to Cancun?
  20. He can’t die enough times for my taste. Burn in eternal hell, you cruel toxic mistake of humanity.
  21. Those trends will continue until reaching an unnatural Both Sides equilibrium.
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