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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. This hits close to home. I’ve never quite gotten over the loss of the Frito Bandito in my life.
  2. Would I take ivermectin? Neigh
  3. And your argument is similar to what Babayaga undoubtedly spouted back in the heady days of 9/11: where are the good Muslims? It was lazy, careless talk then as it is now.
  4. Some people are the worst. Some of those people are Christians. Some people are really good. Some of those people are Christians. Everyone’s got to have someone to despise, I get that. The loudly self proclaimed Christians attract a lot of attention and do harm to the nation, world and Christianity itself. Just try not to identify that someone using simplistic narratives and we’ll all be better off.
  5. I considered satanism but was turned off by all the W.A.S.P. music.
  6. Not a fan of Presidents calling for investigations of Supreme Court decisions.
  7. Is Tahoe in Tahoe? Or on donut duty?
  8. When your nominal leader perceives that he only benefits from dividing the People and is only capable of caring about his own interests, you’re gonna have a bad time.
  9. Jesus fish are the original virtue signaling. I follow your same strategy with contractors. Faith should be evident or you’re doing it wrong.
  10. Fiction and its close cousin Republicanism often require suspension of disbelief.
  11. The 12 year olds are accompanied by their husbands
  12. You mean, besides being a Lions fan?
  13. Strange how it roughly coincided with the brain dead But Hunter Biden! stylings of Nikki. TBH I was unfamiliar with her posts before this thread. Now I will just ignore them. Go back to the kids’ table.
  14. Degenerate Gardner replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Peach on the Beach is this summer’s stalwart for me. It smells a lot like a Cuban oregano plant that I’ve propagated for years since my Austin days.
  15. No it doesn’t!
  16. Not only that, it looks to be aspirational.
  17. To be clear, my response was not intended to diminish or refute your ideas. On the contrary, the same reverse psychology tack has occurred to me more than once. Obviously there would be pragmatic concerns about obtaining valid patient consent, compromising the credibility of public health leaders, etc, but I don’t care to go there now. Instead I’ll just laugh and weep at the hilarious sadness of our predicament.
  18. Agreed. We are at the stage where classic sitcom plot devices could be our best hope of combatting this real pandemic. May need to add more ledge space.
  19. Most people buy a boat or convertible. Tate approaches his midlife crisis like everything else: he enters the portal.
  20. You are all right. Party All the Time was transcendentally bad to the point of goodness. It was as if William Shatner’s vanity album had Rick James in the recording studio.
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